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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

If you're wilding out like Nick Cannon on the dance floor, you're going to get a little misty. But you shouldn't die from heat stroke or dehydration. Yeah. Well, so I would never dream of what? Punishing people who came to see me by not performing. If they're in there dressed up, it's like, what am I, a princess? I'm not going to go do it too.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

If you're wilding out like Nick Cannon on the dance floor, you're going to get a little misty. But you shouldn't die from heat stroke or dehydration. Yeah. Well, so I would never dream of what? Punishing people who came to see me by not performing. If they're in there dressed up, it's like, what am I, a princess? I'm not going to go do it too.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

If you're wilding out like Nick Cannon on the dance floor, you're going to get a little misty. But you shouldn't die from heat stroke or dehydration. Yeah. Well, so I would never dream of what? Punishing people who came to see me by not performing. If they're in there dressed up, it's like, what am I, a princess? I'm not going to go do it too.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

You're also DJing, literally controlling the mood of the night. That's performing. The other thing is, I know we have to go. The other thing is. I'm not going anywhere. When I'm that hot, I just feel like my brain works slower. No shit. And so I'm trying to operate this equipment and I'm actually blinking through sweat, like trying to turn these knobs.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

You're also DJing, literally controlling the mood of the night. That's performing. The other thing is, I know we have to go. The other thing is. I'm not going anywhere. When I'm that hot, I just feel like my brain works slower. No shit. And so I'm trying to operate this equipment and I'm actually blinking through sweat, like trying to turn these knobs.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

You're also DJing, literally controlling the mood of the night. That's performing. The other thing is, I know we have to go. The other thing is. I'm not going anywhere. When I'm that hot, I just feel like my brain works slower. No shit. And so I'm trying to operate this equipment and I'm actually blinking through sweat, like trying to turn these knobs.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

I would think that I'm a hospital bed just touching my own EKG or something. Well, have you ever tried to change a watch battery underwater? That's what it's like. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's not, it's not. Maybe I need to do the South Pink Disco winter ball. Solid Ice Disco.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

I would think that I'm a hospital bed just touching my own EKG or something. Well, have you ever tried to change a watch battery underwater? That's what it's like. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's not, it's not. Maybe I need to do the South Pink Disco winter ball. Solid Ice Disco.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

I would think that I'm a hospital bed just touching my own EKG or something. Well, have you ever tried to change a watch battery underwater? That's what it's like. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's not, it's not. Maybe I need to do the South Pink Disco winter ball. Solid Ice Disco.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

Solid Ice Disco. Or how about we just get... Sounds like meth. That's true. Oh, yeah, that's true. Crystal Tina... Yeah. Crystal Method at the Solid Ice Disco. No, or I think we could try some wild option, which is, hey, manager. Hello, manager. Hello, promoter. Hello, bar owner. These are the conditions which I require for the ultimate satisfaction.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

Solid Ice Disco. Or how about we just get... Sounds like meth. That's true. Oh, yeah, that's true. Crystal Tina... Yeah. Crystal Method at the Solid Ice Disco. No, or I think we could try some wild option, which is, hey, manager. Hello, manager. Hello, promoter. Hello, bar owner. These are the conditions which I require for the ultimate satisfaction.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

Solid Ice Disco. Or how about we just get... Sounds like meth. That's true. Oh, yeah, that's true. Crystal Tina... Yeah. Crystal Method at the Solid Ice Disco. No, or I think we could try some wild option, which is, hey, manager. Hello, manager. Hello, promoter. Hello, bar owner. These are the conditions which I require for the ultimate satisfaction.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

I guess, but I'm going to do it very, like, fairytale. Like, if you want me to do this show, I'm going to need, you know, the cape is red as blood, the whatever, you know. I'm calling, and this is my voice, and these are the terms. I'm going to do the Queen of Melrose, and I'm going to call on your baby.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

I guess, but I'm going to do it very, like, fairytale. Like, if you want me to do this show, I'm going to need, you know, the cape is red as blood, the whatever, you know. I'm calling, and this is my voice, and these are the terms. I'm going to do the Queen of Melrose, and I'm going to call on your baby.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

I guess, but I'm going to do it very, like, fairytale. Like, if you want me to do this show, I'm going to need, you know, the cape is red as blood, the whatever, you know. I'm calling, and this is my voice, and these are the terms. I'm going to do the Queen of Melrose, and I'm going to call on your baby.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

Yeah, and you are going to pay for my hygienist appointment at your dentist. And Salt Lake Disco in Salt Lake City was so fun, but the air is thinner. So it's not only balls hot in there, not only is it boiling. Before I go on, Rebecca Black goes, it was Friday and Rebecca Black was there and so it felt exciting, right? And Rebecca goes, yeah, usually they'll have an oxygen.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

Yeah, and you are going to pay for my hygienist appointment at your dentist. And Salt Lake Disco in Salt Lake City was so fun, but the air is thinner. So it's not only balls hot in there, not only is it boiling. Before I go on, Rebecca Black goes, it was Friday and Rebecca Black was there and so it felt exciting, right? And Rebecca goes, yeah, usually they'll have an oxygen.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

Yeah, and you are going to pay for my hygienist appointment at your dentist. And Salt Lake Disco in Salt Lake City was so fun, but the air is thinner. So it's not only balls hot in there, not only is it boiling. Before I go on, Rebecca Black goes, it was Friday and Rebecca Black was there and so it felt exciting, right? And Rebecca goes, yeah, usually they'll have an oxygen.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

You get an oxygen tank. I said... Are we on ER? I'm just trying to cross-dress and play records. What do you mean? At that point, get the hospital bed out here. Get it all out here. Get Nurse Jackie out here to shoot a few dolls down my throat. Okay? Last final thought. Mama, you never can have it all the way right. Because I remember Aspen Gay Ski Week.

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Gays with Trixie and Katya

You get an oxygen tank. I said... Are we on ER? I'm just trying to cross-dress and play records. What do you mean? At that point, get the hospital bed out here. Get it all out here. Get Nurse Jackie out here to shoot a few dolls down my throat. Okay? Last final thought. Mama, you never can have it all the way right. Because I remember Aspen Gay Ski Week.