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But that whole, it was just so tight, so crisp, so well directed, so well acted. Everybody deserves everything in the world that can be given on Broadway. So funny. So funny. The giant, and these giant hoop skirts. Oh my God. Coles has a very broad expressive register that is just like, I love them so much. One minute, they're all happy. The next minute, the character's screaming angry.

It's so unpredictable.

It's so unpredictable.

It's so unpredictable.

And it makes you immediately be like, wow. I mean, it opens with Abe Lincoln basically telling the audience, terrified of his own wife. And so then you're like, what the fuck is happening? And Cole goes by they. Obviously, the character Mary is she. Yeah, yeah. Alcoholic crazy wants to do cabaret. Alcoholic cabaret. Which, by the way, when is Jinx going to sue for the rights to her life? Hello?

And it makes you immediately be like, wow. I mean, it opens with Abe Lincoln basically telling the audience, terrified of his own wife. And so then you're like, what the fuck is happening? And Cole goes by they. Obviously, the character Mary is she. Yeah, yeah. Alcoholic crazy wants to do cabaret. Alcoholic cabaret. Which, by the way, when is Jinx going to sue for the rights to her life? Hello?

And it makes you immediately be like, wow. I mean, it opens with Abe Lincoln basically telling the audience, terrified of his own wife. And so then you're like, what the fuck is happening? And Cole goes by they. Obviously, the character Mary is she. Yeah, yeah. Alcoholic crazy wants to do cabaret. Alcoholic cabaret. Which, by the way, when is Jinx going to sue for the rights to her life? Hello?

Abraham Lincoln gets a blowjob under his desk. There were some wonderful theatrical moments that were true surprises. I was like, I looked to my left, and I looked to my right, and I was like... Yeah. But you know what though? Mama, if you're Frederica Bimmel, you're going to have a hard time in that seat. What are you talking about? Who's Frederica Bimmel? A great big fat person.

Abraham Lincoln gets a blowjob under his desk. There were some wonderful theatrical moments that were true surprises. I was like, I looked to my left, and I looked to my right, and I was like... Yeah. But you know what though? Mama, if you're Frederica Bimmel, you're going to have a hard time in that seat. What are you talking about? Who's Frederica Bimmel? A great big fat person.

Abraham Lincoln gets a blowjob under his desk. There were some wonderful theatrical moments that were true surprises. I was like, I looked to my left, and I looked to my right, and I was like... Yeah. But you know what though? Mama, if you're Frederica Bimmel, you're going to have a hard time in that seat. What are you talking about? Who's Frederica Bimmel? A great big fat person.

They were narrow seats. Mama, I immediately was texting with a friend who's fat and she's like, I would, but girl, I can't sit in those seats. Yeah. It sucks. Cause I mean, I am a five, 10 or five, nine, one 65 tiny little girl. And I was on top of, basically we were doing like, you know, a human chain. No, really? And I'm not joking.

They were narrow seats. Mama, I immediately was texting with a friend who's fat and she's like, I would, but girl, I can't sit in those seats. Yeah. It sucks. Cause I mean, I am a five, 10 or five, nine, one 65 tiny little girl. And I was on top of, basically we were doing like, you know, a human chain. No, really? And I'm not joking.

They were narrow seats. Mama, I immediately was texting with a friend who's fat and she's like, I would, but girl, I can't sit in those seats. Yeah. It sucks. Cause I mean, I am a five, 10 or five, nine, one 65 tiny little girl. And I was on top of, basically we were doing like, you know, a human chain. No, really? And I'm not joking.

And it was like, why can't they just widen them seats a little bit? I know it's like fat people can't enjoy. Oh, Mary. Well, every time I go to Elmira from now on, I'm going to bring a nail file, an emery board, and just shave down the sides a little bit. Do my part. Thank you. Well, you know what I'm going to do? Is I'm going to buy the whole row. Right. And I'm going to just...

And it was like, why can't they just widen them seats a little bit? I know it's like fat people can't enjoy. Oh, Mary. Well, every time I go to Elmira from now on, I'm going to bring a nail file, an emery board, and just shave down the sides a little bit. Do my part. Thank you. Well, you know what I'm going to do? Is I'm going to buy the whole row. Right. And I'm going to just...

And it was like, why can't they just widen them seats a little bit? I know it's like fat people can't enjoy. Oh, Mary. Well, every time I go to Elmira from now on, I'm going to bring a nail file, an emery board, and just shave down the sides a little bit. Do my part. Thank you. Well, you know what I'm going to do? Is I'm going to buy the whole row. Right. And I'm going to just...

Well, when I used to work in Provincetown at the post office theater, which is kind of like Broadway when you think about it, when you really think about it. If you really take the time to think about it. When you kind of think about it, obviously. Wait, wait. The chairs were pews. Pews. And so during a normal show, I think we could fit 110. Bare week. And then during bare week, 11. Yeah.

Well, when I used to work in Provincetown at the post office theater, which is kind of like Broadway when you think about it, when you really think about it. If you really take the time to think about it. When you kind of think about it, obviously. Wait, wait. The chairs were pews. Pews. And so during a normal show, I think we could fit 110. Bare week. And then during bare week, 11. Yeah.

Well, when I used to work in Provincetown at the post office theater, which is kind of like Broadway when you think about it, when you really think about it. If you really take the time to think about it. When you kind of think about it, obviously. Wait, wait. The chairs were pews. Pews. And so during a normal show, I think we could fit 110. Bare week. And then during bare week, 11. Yeah.

And I love the bears, but it was like, these are pews, and y'all sit like this, and y'all have three boyfriends. So there's nowhere to sit in here. Pour wine out for the fatties and give some room. Let the people of all sizes be comfortable at the theater. Can we have that?