Unknown Speaker 6

This is where you look for it. Look at that bush.

Yeah, I was driving with my son in the back. You know, I think he was in the passenger seat, illegally, probably. And you know those big skeletons that they sell at Home Depot for, like, Halloween? And, like, everyone in the neighborhood gets one of them, at least. Yeah. We drove by it, and I just casually said to him, I was like, oh, it'd be funny if they had a dick.

Yeah, I was driving with my son in the back. You know, I think he was in the passenger seat, illegally, probably. And you know those big skeletons that they sell at Home Depot for, like, Halloween? And, like, everyone in the neighborhood gets one of them, at least. Yeah. We drove by it, and I just casually said to him, I was like, oh, it'd be funny if they had a dick.

Yeah, I was driving with my son in the back. You know, I think he was in the passenger seat, illegally, probably. And you know those big skeletons that they sell at Home Depot for, like, Halloween? And, like, everyone in the neighborhood gets one of them, at least. Yeah. We drove by it, and I just casually said to him, I was like, oh, it'd be funny if they had a dick.

And then I realized that it was him that was sitting next to me. It would be funny. And then I could just feel the silence in the car for like a minute. I'm like, he is thinking so hard right now. And then finally he goes...

And then I realized that it was him that was sitting next to me. It would be funny. And then I could just feel the silence in the car for like a minute. I'm like, he is thinking so hard right now. And then finally he goes...

And then I realized that it was him that was sitting next to me. It would be funny. And then I could just feel the silence in the car for like a minute. I'm like, he is thinking so hard right now. And then finally he goes...

Jesus. And I said, sometimes, yeah, I mean. Sometimes. It would be anatomical. Turns out who they are, you know? Morningwood was the biggest, out of the big speech I gave him. Because you have to get to porn with a kid. If you haven't even had the sex talk, you basically have to start at puberty. like, armpit hair, and then you end at porn. And there's a lot to cover in there.

Jesus. And I said, sometimes, yeah, I mean. Sometimes. It would be anatomical. Turns out who they are, you know? Morningwood was the biggest, out of the big speech I gave him. Because you have to get to porn with a kid. If you haven't even had the sex talk, you basically have to start at puberty. like, armpit hair, and then you end at porn. And there's a lot to cover in there.

Jesus. And I said, sometimes, yeah, I mean. Sometimes. It would be anatomical. Turns out who they are, you know? Morningwood was the biggest, out of the big speech I gave him. Because you have to get to porn with a kid. If you haven't even had the sex talk, you basically have to start at puberty. like, armpit hair, and then you end at porn. And there's a lot to cover in there.

And Morningwood was probably the only part that he was, like, connected to. He was like, oh, yeah, yeah.

And Morningwood was probably the only part that he was, like, connected to. He was like, oh, yeah, yeah.

And Morningwood was probably the only part that he was, like, connected to. He was like, oh, yeah, yeah.

I like that she has to be single, too, because that's kind of a sexual thing in its own way.

I like that she has to be single, too, because that's kind of a sexual thing in its own way.

I like that she has to be single, too, because that's kind of a sexual thing in its own way.

The way they thought people were doing it.

The way they thought people were doing it.

The way they thought people were doing it.

I wish that I could. I mean, yeah, I wish I was the type of guy that could jerk off in front of other guys.