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Guys, I've been raped in two days. Oh, way to go. If you had to do a different job in this business, what job would you want to do?

Guys, I've been raped in two days. Oh, way to go. If you had to do a different job in this business, what job would you want to do?

Guys, I've been raped in two days. Oh, way to go. If you had to do a different job in this business, what job would you want to do?

You'd have to stay in this business.

You'd have to stay in this business.

You'd have to stay in this business.

Yeah, because we're all kind of are going to do that at some point. And you can't go like, oh, movie star. I'll take movie star.

Yeah, because we're all kind of are going to do that at some point. And you can't go like, oh, movie star. I'll take movie star.

Yeah, because we're all kind of are going to do that at some point. And you can't go like, oh, movie star. I'll take movie star.

Don't you love when you hear about those jobs and you're like, like I had Thomas Lennon on, he used to get paid bleep out the number. He used to get paid dollars a weekend to look at a script and punch it up.

Don't you love when you hear about those jobs and you're like, like I had Thomas Lennon on, he used to get paid bleep out the number. He used to get paid dollars a weekend to look at a script and punch it up.

Don't you love when you hear about those jobs and you're like, like I had Thomas Lennon on, he used to get paid bleep out the number. He used to get paid dollars a weekend to look at a script and punch it up.

Oh yeah. Zero rejection. Have you ever written a script? Have you ever written a script and shot it?

Oh yeah. Zero rejection. Have you ever written a script? Have you ever written a script and shot it?

Oh yeah. Zero rejection. Have you ever written a script? Have you ever written a script and shot it?

It's hard to translate from paper to funny.

It's hard to translate from paper to funny.

It's hard to translate from paper to funny.

Oh, nice, nice, nice. I own a vodka company with my best friend and disabled comedian, Tom Segura. Oh. And we are going to make a vodka margarita. It's gonna be good. I'm not gonna make it. Will someone else make it? Awesome, awesome. And ethnically, I couldn't really place you. And I found out on the internet that no one can fucking place you.