Something’s Burning: Sober Coins + SAA with Noel Miller + JR De Guzman | S5 E06
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So, yeah, I went to SAA. It's like... Sexual Assault Anonymous?
Guys, I've been raped in two days. Oh, way to go. If you had to do a different job in this business, what job would you want to do?
I'd do a different job in this business.
You'd have to stay in this business.
But not like writer or a thing like that because we're all kind of doing that.
Yeah, because we're all kind of are going to do that at some point. And you can't go like, oh, movie star. I'll take movie star.
Like agent, manager, club owner. I know. I'd be a colorist. Oh, really? Charge $700 an hour. No one talked to me. Yeah. Shut up.
Don't you love when you hear about those jobs and you're like, like I had Thomas Lennon on, he used to get paid bleep out the number. He used to get paid dollars a weekend to look at a script and punch it up.
Oh wow. Yeah. I would do that. Yeah. That sounds great. That sounds fucking awesome. Doesn't it? Yeah. And you don't have to hear the feedback right away of like, like doing a joke on stage. You're just like, I think this is good. Yeah.
Oh yeah. Zero rejection. Have you ever written a script? Have you ever written a script and shot it?
No. No? I mean, yeah. You've done kind of like... Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I guess script, I think like feature. I've not done like a feature.
It's hard to translate from paper to funny.
Oh, yeah. Do you guys want a drink? Do you guys drink? I'm not huge, but for you, I'll sip a little something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll drink something.
Oh, nice, nice, nice. I own a vodka company with my best friend and disabled comedian, Tom Segura. Oh. And we are going to make a vodka margarita. It's gonna be good. I'm not gonna make it. Will someone else make it? Awesome, awesome. And ethnically, I couldn't really place you. And I found out on the internet that no one can fucking place you.
That's my, you know, I'm saving it.
You're the future. You're what the future's gonna look like. I'm trying to be. It started with this.
This is one generation back.
This is the next. Dude, what year do you think this will be no more?
2027.
Yeah. It's over, man. Hey, hey. It's over, man.
I think you're the last one. You guys will tell your kids about me. No, he was white. There used to be white men. You guys would be the wooly men. Pure.
Pure ones.
Pure, like, no, he'd go outside and the sun would burn his skin. Shut up. No, they would put a cream on.
Yeah, dude. Dude, those pure whites, they were so cool. We're going to have to, it's going to be like, we're going to recook you guys, you know, like we're going to take mice. We're going to experiment on them in like 2080. We're going to be like, we're going to try to recreate the white man. Yeah. Yeah.
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