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I said, yeah. He's like, man, I'll tell you, if you ever want to come to a meeting. And I was like, I can go to a meeting just to hang with you, but we can all just go get coffee. I was like, I don't really, I'm not going to quit drinking. He's like, I haven't jerked off in like six months. And I was like, wait, is that a thing I got to quit too? And then he was like, no, it's part of my thing.

I said, yeah. He's like, man, I'll tell you, if you ever want to come to a meeting. And I was like, I can go to a meeting just to hang with you, but we can all just go get coffee. I was like, I don't really, I'm not going to quit drinking. He's like, I haven't jerked off in like six months. And I was like, wait, is that a thing I got to quit too? And then he was like, no, it's part of my thing.

And I was like, and so I didn't realize that's the thing. If I jerk off every day, I just jerk off every day. What's wrong with that? But we keep going.

And I was like, and so I didn't realize that's the thing. If I jerk off every day, I just jerk off every day. What's wrong with that? But we keep going.

And I was like, and so I didn't realize that's the thing. If I jerk off every day, I just jerk off every day. What's wrong with that? But we keep going.

Oh, you really got a guitar? Yeah. Oh, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on, Sandra. Sandra does not speak English, so... Oh, she's part of the Filipino relief disaster.

Oh, you really got a guitar? Yeah. Oh, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on, Sandra. Sandra does not speak English, so... Oh, she's part of the Filipino relief disaster.

Oh, you really got a guitar? Yeah. Oh, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on, Sandra. Sandra does not speak English, so... Oh, she's part of the Filipino relief disaster.

Oh, what the fuck? Yeah, I speak Vietnamese. Holy shit. Is that real? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my... No way.

Oh, what the fuck? Yeah, I speak Vietnamese. Holy shit. Is that real? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my... No way.

Oh, what the fuck? Yeah, I speak Vietnamese. Holy shit. Is that real? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my... No way.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. She speaks perfectly English.

Yeah. She speaks perfectly English.

Yeah. She speaks perfectly English.

But every time someone comes in here that's older and white, we tell her, don't, pretend like you don't speak English, I'll talk to you in Vietnamese. And every time I do it, she does not break character, and my Vietnamese does not sound like Vietnamese. It sounds like complete made-up Vietnamese.

But every time someone comes in here that's older and white, we tell her, don't, pretend like you don't speak English, I'll talk to you in Vietnamese. And every time I do it, she does not break character, and my Vietnamese does not sound like Vietnamese. It sounds like complete made-up Vietnamese.

But every time someone comes in here that's older and white, we tell her, don't, pretend like you don't speak English, I'll talk to you in Vietnamese. And every time I do it, she does not break character, and my Vietnamese does not sound like Vietnamese. It sounds like complete made-up Vietnamese.