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Listen, man, I'm fucked up.

When did you start playing guitar?

When did you start playing guitar?

When did you start playing guitar?

This is so good.

This is so good.

This is so good.

I was 17. I didn't know how fast it would happen. Didn't realize the anxiety that would show up when I thought I got AIDS and herpes and genital warts.

I was 17. I didn't know how fast it would happen. Didn't realize the anxiety that would show up when I thought I got AIDS and herpes and genital warts.

I was 17. I didn't know how fast it would happen. Didn't realize the anxiety that would show up when I thought I got AIDS and herpes and genital warts.

All we had was prayer. All we had was prayer, God damn it. Thank you, God. And I went to St. Mary's Church at the end of Lake Magdalene Boulevard every day.

All we had was prayer. All we had was prayer, God damn it. Thank you, God. And I went to St. Mary's Church at the end of Lake Magdalene Boulevard every day.

All we had was prayer. All we had was prayer, God damn it. Thank you, God. And I went to St. Mary's Church at the end of Lake Magdalene Boulevard every day.

And prayed, Lord, don't get her pregnant. Don't give me AIDS. I don't need herpes, I don't need syphilis, and I don't want the clap. All I want is my virginity, and I want it back.

And prayed, Lord, don't get her pregnant. Don't give me AIDS. I don't need herpes, I don't need syphilis, and I don't want the clap. All I want is my virginity, and I want it back.

And prayed, Lord, don't get her pregnant. Don't give me AIDS. I don't need herpes, I don't need syphilis, and I don't want the clap. All I want is my virginity, and I want it back.

I swallow.

I swallow.

I swallow.

They are never letting your ass back in after that shit, brother. Ladies and gentlemen, that was a fucking fantastic episode. Guys, fucking banger.