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This is me. Holy! That's your mom?

This is me. Holy! That's your mom?

Yeah, that's cool.

Yeah, that's cool.

Yeah, that's cool.

That's nice. Yeah. That's nice. Where's your mom? Well, I mean, earlier you thought you saw my mom. I thought I was Googling. I was Googling. I was looking at his pictures and it just said mom on the post.

That's nice. Yeah. That's nice. Where's your mom? Well, I mean, earlier you thought you saw my mom. I thought I was Googling. I was Googling. I was looking at his pictures and it just said mom on the post.

That's nice. Yeah. That's nice. Where's your mom? Well, I mean, earlier you thought you saw my mom. I thought I was Googling. I was Googling. I was looking at his pictures and it just said mom on the post.

And it was a grainy photo. Yeah. And I was like, God damn, his mom's fucking hot. And I was like, what year is that? She's like stylish then. She's stylish like 22 years ago. And I'm fucking scrolling. I'm like, God damn it, man. And I was like, oh, he was a cute baby. And then I was like, oh shit, that's his wife.

And it was a grainy photo. Yeah. And I was like, God damn, his mom's fucking hot. And I was like, what year is that? She's like stylish then. She's stylish like 22 years ago. And I'm fucking scrolling. I'm like, God damn it, man. And I was like, oh, he was a cute baby. And then I was like, oh shit, that's his wife.

And it was a grainy photo. Yeah. And I was like, God damn, his mom's fucking hot. And I was like, what year is that? She's like stylish then. She's stylish like 22 years ago. And I'm fucking scrolling. I'm like, God damn it, man. And I was like, oh, he was a cute baby. And then I was like, oh shit, that's his wife.

We had our friends over the other day and they were like, do you have a picture of Leanne when you guys first started dating? And I was like, yeah. And I showed it to her and our friend, she's a young lady, she's like 18. She's at her house eating dinner. She's like, holy shit, Leanne, you used to be hot.

We had our friends over the other day and they were like, do you have a picture of Leanne when you guys first started dating? And I was like, yeah. And I showed it to her and our friend, she's a young lady, she's like 18. She's at her house eating dinner. She's like, holy shit, Leanne, you used to be hot.

We had our friends over the other day and they were like, do you have a picture of Leanne when you guys first started dating? And I was like, yeah. And I showed it to her and our friend, she's a young lady, she's like 18. She's at her house eating dinner. She's like, holy shit, Leanne, you used to be hot.

I'm still out. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, damn it. Guys, I'm going to make a mole chicken taco for you along with these corn fritters, okay? I couldn't really place ethnically. I don't even know how to make Filipino food. Yeah, that would be really... Close enough. Not that I would know. Wait, no, what? Well, your brown eyes are deceptive. Yeah. There's a little bit of settler in you.

I'm still out. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, damn it. Guys, I'm going to make a mole chicken taco for you along with these corn fritters, okay? I couldn't really place ethnically. I don't even know how to make Filipino food. Yeah, that would be really... Close enough. Not that I would know. Wait, no, what? Well, your brown eyes are deceptive. Yeah. There's a little bit of settler in you.

I'm still out. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, damn it. Guys, I'm going to make a mole chicken taco for you along with these corn fritters, okay? I couldn't really place ethnically. I don't even know how to make Filipino food. Yeah, that would be really... Close enough. Not that I would know. Wait, no, what? Well, your brown eyes are deceptive. Yeah. There's a little bit of settler in you.

Yeah, yeah, there is.

Yeah, yeah, there is.

Yeah, yeah, there is.