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The real story is I slid in the DMs.

The real story is I slid in the DMs.

Someone try these. Slid in the DMs. Shot my shot. It went in. And then the first time we met, I traveled to St. Petersburg, Florida. St. Pete, Florida. And we met. She drove five hours from Tallahassee to St. Pete because I didn't know. that St. Pete was five hours from Tallahassee.

Someone try these. Slid in the DMs. Shot my shot. It went in. And then the first time we met, I traveled to St. Petersburg, Florida. St. Pete, Florida. And we met. She drove five hours from Tallahassee to St. Pete because I didn't know. that St. Pete was five hours from Tallahassee.

Someone try these. Slid in the DMs. Shot my shot. It went in. And then the first time we met, I traveled to St. Petersburg, Florida. St. Pete, Florida. And we met. She drove five hours from Tallahassee to St. Pete because I didn't know. that St. Pete was five hours from Tallahassee.

Because I'm not from Florida, so I just... He said, I'm going to Florida.

Because I'm not from Florida, so I just... He said, I'm going to Florida.

Because I'm not from Florida, so I just... He said, I'm going to Florida.

I was like, hey, I'm going to Florida. You know, come see me.

I was like, hey, I'm going to Florida. You know, come see me.

I was like, hey, I'm going to Florida. You know, come see me.

She's like, that's five hours away. And I'm like, ah. Then I thought she was a catfish because, you know, there was some stuff going on where she couldn't get there. So I was in St. Pete for three days. Yeah. And she didn't show up the first two days.

She's like, that's five hours away. And I'm like, ah. Then I thought she was a catfish because, you know, there was some stuff going on where she couldn't get there. So I was in St. Pete for three days. Yeah. And she didn't show up the first two days.

She's like, that's five hours away. And I'm like, ah. Then I thought she was a catfish because, you know, there was some stuff going on where she couldn't get there. So I was in St. Pete for three days. Yeah. And she didn't show up the first two days.

I'm like, I thought I got catfished. And I'm like, oh.

I'm like, I thought I got catfished. And I'm like, oh.

I'm like, I thought I got catfished. And I'm like, oh.

But see, here's the thing. She didn't tell me about the track meet until I was already in St. Pete.

But see, here's the thing. She didn't tell me about the track meet until I was already in St. Pete.

But see, here's the thing. She didn't tell me about the track meet until I was already in St. Pete.