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So now, Bert, imagine this. You're going to St. Pete to meet this Estonian woman.

So now, Bert, imagine this. You're going to St. Pete to meet this Estonian woman.

So now, Bert, imagine this. You're going to St. Pete to meet this Estonian woman.

I DMed her, but there was some confusion in my mind that she might be a catfish. Oh, yeah, easy. I'm in St. Pete. All of a sudden, she's got to go to track meet. Coach told her at the last second. I'm like, all right, this person is not real.

I DMed her, but there was some confusion in my mind that she might be a catfish. Oh, yeah, easy. I'm in St. Pete. All of a sudden, she's got to go to track meet. Coach told her at the last second. I'm like, all right, this person is not real.

I DMed her, but there was some confusion in my mind that she might be a catfish. Oh, yeah, easy. I'm in St. Pete. All of a sudden, she's got to go to track meet. Coach told her at the last second. I'm like, all right, this person is not real.

I'd like to help. She's got Estonia in her bio. I'm like, where the hell is Estonia?

I'd like to help. She's got Estonia in her bio. I'm like, where the hell is Estonia?

I'd like to help. She's got Estonia in her bio. I'm like, where the hell is Estonia?

No way. Her picture looks like she's a Russian double agent. I'm like, all right. I just got botted, and this she's fake.

No way. Her picture looks like she's a Russian double agent. I'm like, all right. I just got botted, and this she's fake.

No way. Her picture looks like she's a Russian double agent. I'm like, all right. I just got botted, and this she's fake.

I got botted, and she's fake. My cousin comes up from Miami, my cousin Brian, who ended up marrying us because he was the first person in my family to meet her. And all of a sudden, last day, she's like, all right, I'm back from the track meet. I'll be there in five hours. She drove five hours down to St. Pete. Wow. to spend eight hours with me because I was leaving.

I got botted, and she's fake. My cousin comes up from Miami, my cousin Brian, who ended up marrying us because he was the first person in my family to meet her. And all of a sudden, last day, she's like, all right, I'm back from the track meet. I'll be there in five hours. She drove five hours down to St. Pete. Wow. to spend eight hours with me because I was leaving.

I got botted, and she's fake. My cousin comes up from Miami, my cousin Brian, who ended up marrying us because he was the first person in my family to meet her. And all of a sudden, last day, she's like, all right, I'm back from the track meet. I'll be there in five hours. She drove five hours down to St. Pete. Wow. to spend eight hours with me because I was leaving.

Well, I mean, I was there for two days without you, so I think it was a good compromise, okay? Okay, so she shows up, and I'm still in my mind thinking, she's like, I'm in the parking lot, and I'm like, I'm going to go out there, and it's going to be Bert Kreischer, you know, getting out of the car. I'm like, there's no way this person's going out. That would have been so good. And when I saw her.

Well, I mean, I was there for two days without you, so I think it was a good compromise, okay? Okay, so she shows up, and I'm still in my mind thinking, she's like, I'm in the parking lot, and I'm like, I'm going to go out there, and it's going to be Bert Kreischer, you know, getting out of the car. I'm like, there's no way this person's going out. That would have been so good. And when I saw her.

Well, I mean, I was there for two days without you, so I think it was a good compromise, okay? Okay, so she shows up, and I'm still in my mind thinking, she's like, I'm in the parking lot, and I'm like, I'm going to go out there, and it's going to be Bert Kreischer, you know, getting out of the car. I'm like, there's no way this person's going out. That would have been so good. And when I saw her.

There's no Estonian person. I'm sorry, bro. And I tell you, man, the smile that I got on my face when I saw her. We've been talking for over a month at that point. It just was love at first sight. So the fake story I tell everybody is that we met at Texas Relays, which is not true. We did go to Texas Relays together, but she competed at Texas Relays and you had one of your best meets ever. Yeah.

There's no Estonian person. I'm sorry, bro. And I tell you, man, the smile that I got on my face when I saw her. We've been talking for over a month at that point. It just was love at first sight. So the fake story I tell everybody is that we met at Texas Relays, which is not true. We did go to Texas Relays together, but she competed at Texas Relays and you had one of your best meets ever. Yeah.