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Orson Welles, Billy Holiday. He was there.

And he's not lying. Yeah. Yeah. And we had a TV show that didn't go anywhere. It didn't go. Oh my God. I remember we went into ABC office and we're waiting in the lobby to go in and pitch this TV show. And Quincy starts talking about strip clubs in France. Yeah. And that was the conversation. He goes, yeah. And then usually when they say, all right, you guys want to come back?

And he's not lying. Yeah. Yeah. And we had a TV show that didn't go anywhere. It didn't go. Oh my God. I remember we went into ABC office and we're waiting in the lobby to go in and pitch this TV show. And Quincy starts talking about strip clubs in France. Yeah. And that was the conversation. He goes, yeah. And then usually when they say, all right, you guys want to come back?

And he's not lying. Yeah. Yeah. And we had a TV show that didn't go anywhere. It didn't go. Oh my God. I remember we went into ABC office and we're waiting in the lobby to go in and pitch this TV show. And Quincy starts talking about strip clubs in France. Yeah. And that was the conversation. He goes, yeah. And then usually when they say, all right, you guys want to come back?

Usually most people stop the conversation and now we're in the pitch a TV show mode. No, no, no, no, no. Quincy's still telling me the story as we walk into the room. Both execs at ABC are gay as shit. And I'm going, and then Quincy literally, he's ignoring them. He goes, yeah, it's all right. The friends, it's different. They like the jazz. The girls strip the jazz.

Usually most people stop the conversation and now we're in the pitch a TV show mode. No, no, no, no, no. Quincy's still telling me the story as we walk into the room. Both execs at ABC are gay as shit. And I'm going, and then Quincy literally, he's ignoring them. He goes, yeah, it's all right. The friends, it's different. They like the jazz. The girls strip the jazz.

Usually most people stop the conversation and now we're in the pitch a TV show mode. No, no, no, no, no. Quincy's still telling me the story as we walk into the room. Both execs at ABC are gay as shit. And I'm going, and then Quincy literally, he's ignoring them. He goes, yeah, it's all right. The friends, it's different. They like the jazz. The girls strip the jazz.

And then he goes, he goes, you guys ever been to strip clubs in France? They were like, No. Oh, I love this. And then he was like, I go, we're not getting this show. We pitched that show to this nothing. Usually when execs say no, it's a day or so. I wasn't at my car. My manager already calling, yeah, they're passing. I go, big shock. That means we left. They go, we're done.

And then he goes, he goes, you guys ever been to strip clubs in France? They were like, No. Oh, I love this. And then he was like, I go, we're not getting this show. We pitched that show to this nothing. Usually when execs say no, it's a day or so. I wasn't at my car. My manager already calling, yeah, they're passing. I go, big shock. That means we left. They go, we're done.

And then he goes, he goes, you guys ever been to strip clubs in France? They were like, No. Oh, I love this. And then he was like, I go, we're not getting this show. We pitched that show to this nothing. Usually when execs say no, it's a day or so. I wasn't at my car. My manager already calling, yeah, they're passing. I go, big shock. That means we left. They go, we're done.

I knew it was over with the minute he said you're a ministry club friend. What year is this? 2000. 2000, so your leg went.

I knew it was over with the minute he said you're a ministry club friend. What year is this? 2000. 2000, so your leg went.

I knew it was over with the minute he said you're a ministry club friend. What year is this? 2000. 2000, so your leg went.

First road gig I ever got was the comic strip in El Paso. And they paid me 500 bucks, and I had to get there. And it was like Wednesday through Sunday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was in the Navy. So I drove... From San Diego to El Paso.

First road gig I ever got was the comic strip in El Paso. And they paid me 500 bucks, and I had to get there. And it was like Wednesday through Sunday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was in the Navy. So I drove... From San Diego to El Paso.

First road gig I ever got was the comic strip in El Paso. And they paid me 500 bucks, and I had to get there. And it was like Wednesday through Sunday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was in the Navy. So I drove... From San Diego to El Paso.

Wow.

Wow.

Wow.

And it was the easiest drive ever because I was like, oh, shit. Because this is the time you had to mail your headshot in, send a VHS tape, fax over a fake resume that I made up. I had nothing. I remember I said I opened up for Jim Carrey for a cancer benefit. Completely wrong.