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And it was the easiest drive ever because I was like, oh, shit. Because this is the time you had to mail your headshot in, send a VHS tape, fax over a fake resume that I made up. I had nothing. I remember I said I opened up for Jim Carrey for a cancer benefit. Completely wrong.

And it was the easiest drive ever because I was like, oh, shit. Because this is the time you had to mail your headshot in, send a VHS tape, fax over a fake resume that I made up. I had nothing. I remember I said I opened up for Jim Carrey for a cancer benefit. Completely wrong.

was a lie dude you know what i mean and then so i get to el paso and it said they got a comic condo thing where all three comics are in the same thing i took the big bedroom not knowing the headliners coming do that headliner show he goes bruh get out i was like oh shit sorry so i'm going the other room i didn't have a lot of money so this is how i survived i went to the grocery store i got um

was a lie dude you know what i mean and then so i get to el paso and it said they got a comic condo thing where all three comics are in the same thing i took the big bedroom not knowing the headliners coming do that headliner show he goes bruh get out i was like oh shit sorry so i'm going the other room i didn't have a lot of money so this is how i survived i went to the grocery store i got um

was a lie dude you know what i mean and then so i get to el paso and it said they got a comic condo thing where all three comics are in the same thing i took the big bedroom not knowing the headliners coming do that headliner show he goes bruh get out i was like oh shit sorry so i'm going the other room i didn't have a lot of money so this is how i survived i went to the grocery store i got um

Cocoa puffs and a gallon of milk. That's breakfast for the week. Arby's had the $2 beef and cheddars. So that was lunch. And then you eat at the comedy club and you bring it back for your late night food. I was like, dude, I was $20 in food. I came back to the good. I remember thinking, oh my God, how did these comedy clubs make money?

Cocoa puffs and a gallon of milk. That's breakfast for the week. Arby's had the $2 beef and cheddars. So that was lunch. And then you eat at the comedy club and you bring it back for your late night food. I was like, dude, I was $20 in food. I came back to the good. I remember thinking, oh my God, how did these comedy clubs make money?

Cocoa puffs and a gallon of milk. That's breakfast for the week. Arby's had the $2 beef and cheddars. So that was lunch. And then you eat at the comedy club and you bring it back for your late night food. I was like, dude, I was $20 in food. I came back to the good. I remember thinking, oh my God, how did these comedy clubs make money?

How do you pay me to go and have a business there? That's crazy. There was four fours, $4,000 and $400 for travel. I was like, what? $4,000 for a flight? Yeah. Holy shit, bro.

How do you pay me to go and have a business there? That's crazy. There was four fours, $4,000 and $400 for travel. I was like, what? $4,000 for a flight? Yeah. Holy shit, bro.

How do you pay me to go and have a business there? That's crazy. There was four fours, $4,000 and $400 for travel. I was like, what? $4,000 for a flight? Yeah. Holy shit, bro.

The guy... When I first started in L.A., it was open mic and it was Pablo Francisco. Just destroyed. Oh, my God. I'd seen him do the Latino night, the white night, the black night, and he was the only guy that killed in all of them. Impressions, right? The movie voice, right? The movie voice to Arnold Schwarzenegger at the time where he was like little tortilla boy.

The guy... When I first started in L.A., it was open mic and it was Pablo Francisco. Just destroyed. Oh, my God. I'd seen him do the Latino night, the white night, the black night, and he was the only guy that killed in all of them. Impressions, right? The movie voice, right? The movie voice to Arnold Schwarzenegger at the time where he was like little tortilla boy.

The guy... When I first started in L.A., it was open mic and it was Pablo Francisco. Just destroyed. Oh, my God. I'd seen him do the Latino night, the white night, the black night, and he was the only guy that killed in all of them. Impressions, right? The movie voice, right? The movie voice to Arnold Schwarzenegger at the time where he was like little tortilla boy.

And it was the same bit and I still waited to see it.

And it was the same bit and I still waited to see it.

And it was the same bit and I still waited to see it.

Eddie was so amazing about Eddie. He was like 21. Yeah. He was a kid. In the one special, we end it with the burger. The burger joke, how his mom made the burger with the peppers in it. I go, that's your closer? Look back on that. You're like, usually the closer is kind of raw, rugged, something. My mom's putting peppers in a burger. I'm like...

Eddie was so amazing about Eddie. He was like 21. Yeah. He was a kid. In the one special, we end it with the burger. The burger joke, how his mom made the burger with the peppers in it. I go, that's your closer? Look back on that. You're like, usually the closer is kind of raw, rugged, something. My mom's putting peppers in a burger. I'm like...

Eddie was so amazing about Eddie. He was like 21. Yeah. He was a kid. In the one special, we end it with the burger. The burger joke, how his mom made the burger with the peppers in it. I go, that's your closer? Look back on that. You're like, usually the closer is kind of raw, rugged, something. My mom's putting peppers in a burger. I'm like...