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I never saw that.

I never saw that.

Yeah, so I knew you were in a bad spot. Right, right. Parted down.

Yeah, so I knew you were in a bad spot. Right, right. Parted down.

Yeah, so I knew you were in a bad spot. Right, right. Parted down.

I remember one time I was pissing in a urinal at Juan's Flying Burrito. I was shit-faced. This must have been, where's that at? It's in New Orleans. Okay. On Magazine Street. It must have been 2001, and I saw a guy wrote, the hottest girl in the world, some guy's tired of fucking her. And I was like, pfft. It was like fucking Confucius or some shit.

I remember one time I was pissing in a urinal at Juan's Flying Burrito. I was shit-faced. This must have been, where's that at? It's in New Orleans. Okay. On Magazine Street. It must have been 2001, and I saw a guy wrote, the hottest girl in the world, some guy's tired of fucking her. And I was like, pfft. It was like fucking Confucius or some shit.

I remember one time I was pissing in a urinal at Juan's Flying Burrito. I was shit-faced. This must have been, where's that at? It's in New Orleans. Okay. On Magazine Street. It must have been 2001, and I saw a guy wrote, the hottest girl in the world, some guy's tired of fucking her. And I was like, pfft. It was like fucking Confucius or some shit.

I think he did say that, yeah. Yeah, I was 19. That blew my mind because I was like, I couldn't get laid. I was a nerd. I couldn't find pussy. And then that guy made me feel a lot better.

I think he did say that, yeah. Yeah, I was 19. That blew my mind because I was like, I couldn't get laid. I was a nerd. I couldn't find pussy. And then that guy made me feel a lot better.

I think he did say that, yeah. Yeah, I was 19. That blew my mind because I was like, I couldn't get laid. I was a nerd. I couldn't find pussy. And then that guy made me feel a lot better.

Sure. There's an old street joke of a guy's trapped on a desert island with Cindy Crawford and they have sex for like two years. It's awesome. And then finally, at like the end of two years, she's like, you know, we've done everything. What do you want me to do now? And he goes, hey, put this mustache on. She puts the mustache on. He goes, guess who? I'm fucking. I never heard that one.

Sure. There's an old street joke of a guy's trapped on a desert island with Cindy Crawford and they have sex for like two years. It's awesome. And then finally, at like the end of two years, she's like, you know, we've done everything. What do you want me to do now? And he goes, hey, put this mustache on. She puts the mustache on. He goes, guess who? I'm fucking. I never heard that one.

Sure. There's an old street joke of a guy's trapped on a desert island with Cindy Crawford and they have sex for like two years. It's awesome. And then finally, at like the end of two years, she's like, you know, we've done everything. What do you want me to do now? And he goes, hey, put this mustache on. She puts the mustache on. He goes, guess who? I'm fucking. I never heard that one.

That's pretty good. We saw Cindy Crawford. You guys use that. Oh, yeah. We saw. Ruined her dinner. Ruined her.

That's pretty good. We saw Cindy Crawford. You guys use that. Oh, yeah. We saw. Ruined her dinner. Ruined her.

That's pretty good. We saw Cindy Crawford. You guys use that. Oh, yeah. We saw. Ruined her dinner. Ruined her.

We ruined her dinner in L.A. Would fully eat it. Skinny broad.

We ruined her dinner in L.A. Would fully eat it. Skinny broad.

We ruined her dinner in L.A. Would fully eat it. Skinny broad.