Ridin' Dirty w/ Mark Normand!
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Hey, gang, check out this short clip from the Route 66 tour on our YouTube page. I'm not even lying, I just shit my pants. What happened at the garage? Hey, how are you? You guys have a bathroom? You saw that, huh? I'm curious as to what do you want to get out in front of this thing? These are dangerous questions. Are those the shorts you were wearing? Unfortunately, they are. That's fucking disgusting.
Hang on.
Unless you were wearing plastic underwear, which I do not think you wear. It didn't go through. No, dude, that's insane. I'm telling you, it did not get to the outer layer. What you may know as the upper atmosphere. It stayed within the molten core of the butt cheek. The underwear, on the other hand, didn't make it. Thank you. You're welcome. I appreciate your hospitality. Of course.
I mean, I've seen you go to the bathroom a lot. I've never seen you walk out with evidence.
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Oh, yeah. It's that little show where you sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that they're good to be classy. Yeah. But they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here with Tootie's in a new edition. She's down at the mall. Okay. She's doing an Easter bunny this year. Oh, shit. Okay. Yeah, free picks if you want them. All right. He said we'd come by. All right. Fair enough. Mike Coase is coming at you from right next to me, unamused this week. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He is an international businessman. Not a fan of Easter, I guess.
Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan. What up, gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also, full video available on Spotify now. Over there doing big things. Patreon.com slash RU Garbage. Check it out. Yes, sir. And we couldn't be more excited. I have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly, special guest back with us again today. The kid's family at this point. I know. He's a family man. You know him. You love him. Give it up for Mr. Mark Norman, everybody. Look at him. There he is. Old Papa. Good to be back. I love it here. Sorry, I'm a little banged up from the Nashville weekend, but we're having a good time.
When you say you did an all-nighter, you were up 24 hours, didn't sleep? Yeah, well, they got these after parties with the free drinks, and they just keep coming. Then you see a guy who's at the show. He gives you a shot, and you high-five him. So what night is this, theoretically? That was Saturday night. So it's Saturday night, so you don't sleep Saturday. Sunday, what do you do? I get up and go on a flight and go home. And then you've got to go home and hug a baby. And you've got to fake it. I'm at the airport puking my guts out. I'm eating a sandwich going, all right, come on. You're hungover. You're proper hungover. Hungover, no sleep, you know, the whole thing. Diarrhea, puking, gay. You can't walk in and be like, hey, I don't feel well or something like that.
No, you've got to be on, baby. It's battle stations when you get home. That's the hard part about a kid. Hey, everybody, who wants to laugh? doing crowd work? Because you've got to think, she's been with the kid all weekend. So she needs relief. And you come in smelling like a hooker or something. Yeah, exactly. Cigarettes. Puking up cigar butts and semen. She hands you the baby when you walk in. And you're like, who's this? She's covered in stains. Looks like Monica Lewinsky. It's tough. And then when did you get to sleep on Sunday night? Sunday night? Well, I said, you know what? I'm going to put the baby to bed early you know get some baby time you're going around pulling the shades down yeah what's his name again and uh yeah so i went to bed at like you know 10 30 i watched white lotus i rubbed one out and that was it where do you rub one out You know, the crib's here. I'm in the bed. We're good. Sure. The sound machine's on.
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