Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ridin' Dirty w/ Mark Normand!
Thu, 10 Apr 2025 04:10:00 -0000
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Are You Garbage presents comedian and podcast host Mark Normand! We're talkin' new fathers, hot tubs and hiding drugs! You know Mark Normand from stand up comedy, the Joe Rogan Experience, We Might be Drunk Podcast, Kill Tony Podcast, Protect our Parks, Tuesdays with Stories, This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von, First Date w/ Lauren Compton and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Do You Wanna See AYG Perform Live in Your City? Click Here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1nIJgvAZNftO_J655NLbu_phPt-HvzDj-tfzBt_uWyjI/viewform Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: BILT Rewards: Start paying rent through Bilt and take advantage of your Neighborhood BenefitsTM by going to https://joinbilt.com/garbage MUD/WTR: Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @MUDWTR with code GARBAGE at http://mudwtr.com/garbage Liquid I.V: Get ready for summer with extraordinary hydration from Liquid I.V. Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. when you go to https://LIQUIDIV.com and use code GARBAGE at checkout Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What funny moment opens the episode?
Hey, gang, check out this short clip from the Route 66 tour on our YouTube page. I'm not even lying, I just shit my pants. What happened at the garage? Hey, how are you? You guys have a bathroom? You saw that, huh?
I'm curious as to what do you want to get out in front of this thing? These are dangerous questions. Are those the shorts you were wearing? Unfortunately, they are. That's fucking disgusting.
Hang on.
Unless you were wearing plastic underwear, which I do not think you wear. It didn't go through. No, dude, that's insane. I'm telling you, it did not get to the outer layer. What you may know as the upper atmosphere. It stayed within the molten core of the butt cheek. The underwear, on the other hand, didn't make it. Thank you. You're welcome. I appreciate your hospitality. Of course.
I mean, I've seen you go to the bathroom a lot. I've never seen you walk out with evidence.
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Oh, yeah. It's that little show where you sit down with your favorite comedians and we find that they're good to be classy. Yeah. But they're just a big old piece of trash. Trash, trash, trash. I'm your host, H. Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day.
We're out back here with Tootie's in a new edition. She's down at the mall. Okay. She's doing an Easter bunny this year. Oh, shit. Okay. Yeah, free picks if you want them. All right. He said we'd come by. All right. Fair enough. Mike Coase is coming at you from right next to me, unamused this week. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He is an international businessman. Not a fan of Easter, I guess.
Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan. What up, gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also, full video available on Spotify now. Over there doing big things. Patreon.com slash RU Garbage. Check it out.
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Chapter 2: What are the challenges of being a new parent?
That's insane you don't have like a 2022 Toyota. I should do that. For zipping around. You get them for like, it's like 80 bucks a month you can get one. Really? I mean, you can get a huge, yeah, for sure. Sweet. Let's get Norman a car. Let's buy Norman a car today. Yeah! We'll pay for it. It's a write-off. You got to house it.
That's the thing. Let's say it's a Sunday. You get home, whatever. She's like, hey, I want to run to Target. I don't know. Fucking in Queens. Yeah. What are you doing? Uber. That's it? Well, you subway there. You Uber back. What about you got to take the baby? You leave him in the car. He's got to watch the car. I don't want to get booted again.
Have you been in a store or out in public with the baby? Oh, yeah, every day. With the carriage and all that stuff? I do a big walk every day with the little guy. Okay. Yeah, we bond. Grab a coffee? Coffee. I put one earbud with me, one earbud with him, and we're listening to the Cat Williams special. You don't put an earbud in a man. No, no. That ear's tiny. I mean, what the fuck?
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Chapter 3: How do comedians bond over shared experiences?
Chapter 4: What humorous take does Mark have on family traditions?
High-tech tees, though. You would get t-shirts from, like, Express. That's where we'd go. We were, like, dressing up. You'd get, like, bootcut jeans and an Express t-shirt and thought we were, like, boot. Jeans. Yes, yes. I got my Apple Bottom jeans on. What was that belt? Buckle. Remember Buckle? That store? No. What? You don't know about Buckle? Johnny Buckle. It was an Amish store.
They just made hats. But no, there was a store called Buckle that was like hot shit. It was all jeans and belts and straps. Remember those big leather straps a guy would wear? With the two snaps on it and stuff? I never understood that thing. That was a very Von Dutch era where the accessories became really big. The Von Dutch hats and girls wearing the fedoras.
Right, right. A lot of black roots back then on a blonde lady. Sure. And on this night show.
I can't not do wordplay when I'm with Norma.
I liked it. All right, this one's from Tootie Slam Piece. At what age did you make your first Craigslist transaction? My dad would drive me to buy things off Craigslist when I was in grade school. That seems young. Dangerous.
100%. $0.50.
They'd go, let me see it. All right, can I sit in it? Yeah. And he goes, I'll think about it. I'm like, it's $2. Think about it? I'll get back to you. Let me noodle on it. I'm a guy on the street, lady. I was more of a men seeking men type of guy. Sure, that was out there. Woo-wee. Miss Connections. Oh, those were hot.
Women seeking women. Hell yeah. Miss Connections was big. That was steamy. That was a real lady, Miss Connection.
I don't know if you know her. Look her up.
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