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They got in as the tequila. Yeah.
Somehow. Crazy. Yeah. I like a Don Julio fucking 1942. I'm a bodega cat man myself. Just saying.
Somehow. Crazy. Yeah. I like a Don Julio fucking 1942. I'm a bodega cat man myself. Just saying.
Somehow. Crazy. Yeah. I like a Don Julio fucking 1942. I'm a bodega cat man myself. Just saying.
We got it on the shelf back there. Hey. Oh, you got the old bottle. That's a vintage. Well, give me a new one. Ship it. I got it, Fanny. I'll send it right over. Charge me for it. Oh, shit. Yeah. I thought that was understood. Shipping and handling. How are you going to start? How are you going to start the car? Well, wholesale prices. All right. Let's see here. This is from Ethan.
We got it on the shelf back there. Hey. Oh, you got the old bottle. That's a vintage. Well, give me a new one. Ship it. I got it, Fanny. I'll send it right over. Charge me for it. Oh, shit. Yeah. I thought that was understood. Shipping and handling. How are you going to start? How are you going to start the car? Well, wholesale prices. All right. Let's see here. This is from Ethan.
We got it on the shelf back there. Hey. Oh, you got the old bottle. That's a vintage. Well, give me a new one. Ship it. I got it, Fanny. I'll send it right over. Charge me for it. Oh, shit. Yeah. I thought that was understood. Shipping and handling. How are you going to start? How are you going to start the car? Well, wholesale prices. All right. Let's see here. This is from Ethan.
$10 contributor to the big man's 401k. Thank you. Never have one read. You guys ever have to throw drugs away at the airport? Oh, yeah. I'm not a narcotics man, but I picture you don't throw them away. I ain't throwing away nothing. Yeah, he rides dirty. Up the butthole. Will you throw it away, or will you keep it? I fucked up. I was hungover. I had a ton of shrooms in my bag.
$10 contributor to the big man's 401k. Thank you. Never have one read. You guys ever have to throw drugs away at the airport? Oh, yeah. I'm not a narcotics man, but I picture you don't throw them away. I ain't throwing away nothing. Yeah, he rides dirty. Up the butthole. Will you throw it away, or will you keep it? I fucked up. I was hungover. I had a ton of shrooms in my bag.
$10 contributor to the big man's 401k. Thank you. Never have one read. You guys ever have to throw drugs away at the airport? Oh, yeah. I'm not a narcotics man, but I picture you don't throw them away. I ain't throwing away nothing. Yeah, he rides dirty. Up the butthole. Will you throw it away, or will you keep it? I fucked up. I was hungover. I had a ton of shrooms in my bag.
Because as a comic, you get handed stuff. All the time. And I take it. Some guy's like, I'm going to take a shit from a stranger. I'm like, I prefer it from a stranger. Bring it on. Put it right in my ass. And I had a bunch of shrooms in my bag and Adderall and some other stuff. Yeah.
Because as a comic, you get handed stuff. All the time. And I take it. Some guy's like, I'm going to take a shit from a stranger. I'm like, I prefer it from a stranger. Bring it on. Put it right in my ass. And I had a bunch of shrooms in my bag and Adderall and some other stuff. Yeah.
Because as a comic, you get handed stuff. All the time. And I take it. Some guy's like, I'm going to take a shit from a stranger. I'm like, I prefer it from a stranger. Bring it on. Put it right in my ass. And I had a bunch of shrooms in my bag and Adderall and some other stuff. Yeah.
Fucking Dr. Feelgood over here.
Fucking Dr. Feelgood over here.
Fucking Dr. Feelgood over here.
And I forgot. And I just, you know, I was hungover. I just sent it through the belt. And it went through. And I realized, like, two days later, I opened the bag. You know, I get some shit out of there. And I'm like, oh, my God, I had the shrooms. And then I never cared again. Once I got through. But what fucked me. was the border, Canadian border. They got me. They got you?
And I forgot. And I just, you know, I was hungover. I just sent it through the belt. And it went through. And I realized, like, two days later, I opened the bag. You know, I get some shit out of there. And I'm like, oh, my God, I had the shrooms. And then I never cared again. Once I got through. But what fucked me. was the border, Canadian border. They got me. They got you?
And I forgot. And I just, you know, I was hungover. I just sent it through the belt. And it went through. And I realized, like, two days later, I opened the bag. You know, I get some shit out of there. And I'm like, oh, my God, I had the shrooms. And then I never cared again. Once I got through. But what fucked me. was the border, Canadian border. They got me. They got you?
They got me on a weed dust stem seed from 1988 at a fucking rat concert. No shit.