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I'll get back to you.

I'll get back to you.

I'll get back to you.

Let me noodle on it. I'm a guy on the street, lady.

Let me noodle on it. I'm a guy on the street, lady.

Let me noodle on it. I'm a guy on the street, lady.

I was more of a men seeking men type of guy. Sure, that was out there. Woo-wee. Miss Connections. Oh, those were hot.

I was more of a men seeking men type of guy. Sure, that was out there. Woo-wee. Miss Connections. Oh, those were hot.

I was more of a men seeking men type of guy. Sure, that was out there. Woo-wee. Miss Connections. Oh, those were hot.

Women seeking women. Hell yeah. Miss Connections was big. That was steamy. That was a real lady, Miss Connection.

Women seeking women. Hell yeah. Miss Connections was big. That was steamy. That was a real lady, Miss Connection.

Women seeking women. Hell yeah. Miss Connections was big. That was steamy. That was a real lady, Miss Connection.

She's the original franchisee. Man, college, I always got to a point every couple of years in my life when it was like, I had a pretty good job, so I would buy some stuff. I remember I had a pretty expensive snowboard. Not expensive, but a couple hundred dollars where I'm like, oh, I don't snowboard anymore. I could get a couple hundred bucks for this.

She's the original franchisee. Man, college, I always got to a point every couple of years in my life when it was like, I had a pretty good job, so I would buy some stuff. I remember I had a pretty expensive snowboard. Not expensive, but a couple hundred dollars where I'm like, oh, I don't snowboard anymore. I could get a couple hundred bucks for this.

She's the original franchisee. Man, college, I always got to a point every couple of years in my life when it was like, I had a pretty good job, so I would buy some stuff. I remember I had a pretty expensive snowboard. Not expensive, but a couple hundred dollars where I'm like, oh, I don't snowboard anymore. I could get a couple hundred bucks for this.

I would go and be like, that'll get me through this month. Then I'd start selling whatever electronic I had. Real crackhead type shit. Sure. Really? You would? I remember selling my snowboard to a guy in South Philly. Dude, he pulls up. I was with my boy. I'm like, dude, just come with me. I don't think anything's gonna go bad, but, like... For the bye? What? Yeah. For the bye?

I would go and be like, that'll get me through this month. Then I'd start selling whatever electronic I had. Real crackhead type shit. Sure. Really? You would? I remember selling my snowboard to a guy in South Philly. Dude, he pulls up. I was with my boy. I'm like, dude, just come with me. I don't think anything's gonna go bad, but, like... For the bye? What? Yeah. For the bye?

I would go and be like, that'll get me through this month. Then I'd start selling whatever electronic I had. Real crackhead type shit. Sure. Really? You would? I remember selling my snowboard to a guy in South Philly. Dude, he pulls up. I was with my boy. I'm like, dude, just come with me. I don't think anything's gonna go bad, but, like... For the bye? What? Yeah. For the bye?

And I get out, and this, like, fucking... I don't know if he was in the... I wanted to be in the... Like, a young... He looked like he'd be an enforcer for the Sopranos. Like, shows when Sopranos was hot, too. A shaved head, cut-off fucking thing. He pulls up in an Escalade, parks in, like, two spots, hops out, and he's like... Listen, I know I said three, but I can only do two. Yeah, of course.

And I get out, and this, like, fucking... I don't know if he was in the... I wanted to be in the... Like, a young... He looked like he'd be an enforcer for the Sopranos. Like, shows when Sopranos was hot, too. A shaved head, cut-off fucking thing. He pulls up in an Escalade, parks in, like, two spots, hops out, and he's like... Listen, I know I said three, but I can only do two. Yeah, of course.