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Because they would just leave it and we would just go in and ransack it. It was a grab bag. Uh-huh.

Until some kid fell into the unfinished basement.

Until some kid fell into the unfinished basement.

Until some kid fell into the unfinished basement.

That did happen. Oh. Shout out to Chris. Broke his fucking hips and pelvis. That was a rough fall. One of my favorite things ever, we found a box of caulk and just took it and smashed it all over the walls and was just caulking things to the wall of the basement. It was like the funnest thing for a 12-year-old kid.

That did happen. Oh. Shout out to Chris. Broke his fucking hips and pelvis. That was a rough fall. One of my favorite things ever, we found a box of caulk and just took it and smashed it all over the walls and was just caulking things to the wall of the basement. It was like the funnest thing for a 12-year-old kid.

That did happen. Oh. Shout out to Chris. Broke his fucking hips and pelvis. That was a rough fall. One of my favorite things ever, we found a box of caulk and just took it and smashed it all over the walls and was just caulking things to the wall of the basement. It was like the funnest thing for a 12-year-old kid.

that's a good time just throwing so just stick in it pre-internet man we had to get creative imagine that contractor showing up monday morning like oh yeah true dude at one point we found the keys for the backhoe like the little oh i mean it was like could do because at four o'clock they left and we would sit up in the ridge like we were indians yeah like waiting for the cowboys to leave we'd sit up on top of this hill all on our bikes and they'd all get in their trucks and leave and we just

that's a good time just throwing so just stick in it pre-internet man we had to get creative imagine that contractor showing up monday morning like oh yeah true dude at one point we found the keys for the backhoe like the little oh i mean it was like could do because at four o'clock they left and we would sit up in the ridge like we were indians yeah like waiting for the cowboys to leave we'd sit up on top of this hill all on our bikes and they'd all get in their trucks and leave and we just

that's a good time just throwing so just stick in it pre-internet man we had to get creative imagine that contractor showing up monday morning like oh yeah true dude at one point we found the keys for the backhoe like the little oh i mean it was like could do because at four o'clock they left and we would sit up in the ridge like we were indians yeah like waiting for the cowboys to leave we'd sit up on top of this hill all on our bikes and they'd all get in their trucks and leave and we just

Fucking descend upon the town.

Fucking descend upon the town.

Fucking descend upon the town.

And just fucking do whatever the fuck we want. You had to make fun. You would find an old shopping cart on a Saturday morning, and you're like, this is our day. That was four hours. Yeah. That was four hours. Down a hill. End up in a bush, flipping around. Laughing the whole way. We found a Christmas tree one time.

And just fucking do whatever the fuck we want. You had to make fun. You would find an old shopping cart on a Saturday morning, and you're like, this is our day. That was four hours. Yeah. That was four hours. Down a hill. End up in a bush, flipping around. Laughing the whole way. We found a Christmas tree one time.

And just fucking do whatever the fuck we want. You had to make fun. You would find an old shopping cart on a Saturday morning, and you're like, this is our day. That was four hours. Yeah. That was four hours. Down a hill. End up in a bush, flipping around. Laughing the whole way. We found a Christmas tree one time.

Dude, somebody had taken their Christmas tree and pulled it into the woods to get rid of it. Uh-huh. And it had like the end of it had sat in water. So it like sustained kind of. And we found it. We were like, we pulled it out of the water. We're like, let's let this thing dry out for a couple of days because we are going to set it on fire. Oh, hell yeah. Let it dry out.

Dude, somebody had taken their Christmas tree and pulled it into the woods to get rid of it. Uh-huh. And it had like the end of it had sat in water. So it like sustained kind of. And we found it. We were like, we pulled it out of the water. We're like, let's let this thing dry out for a couple of days because we are going to set it on fire. Oh, hell yeah. Let it dry out.

Dude, somebody had taken their Christmas tree and pulled it into the woods to get rid of it. Uh-huh. And it had like the end of it had sat in water. So it like sustained kind of. And we found it. We were like, we pulled it out of the water. We're like, let's let this thing dry out for a couple of days because we are going to set it on fire. Oh, hell yeah. Let it dry out.

My boy Pat and Flip found it on, like, Monday. They came in with, like, they told us all around the lunch table. They got a score. They're like, we got a Christmas tree. We're going to let it dry out for it. On Friday, everybody come over. This is your Lufthansa heist?