Vanilla Mace

Which I'm, like, it's rubbing my nose like this. I'm being nudged by it. Like, my lashes are so big at the time, they're brushing it. You know what I'm saying?

Which I'm, like, it's rubbing my nose like this. I'm being nudged by it. Like, my lashes are so big at the time, they're brushing it. You know what I'm saying?

type of shit i was on at the time and then i remember at one point he was like first of all while he's doing this everyone's cheering he's like making normal conversation with me and he's like where are you from that's interesting yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

type of shit i was on at the time and then i remember at one point he was like first of all while he's doing this everyone's cheering he's like making normal conversation with me and he's like where are you from that's interesting yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

he's like actually trying to get to know me like he was like what are you studying what do you hope to do with that hey buddy now's not the time yeah like and then at one point he goes this is the worst part of the whole night but he goes he's like stand up and he like grabs my hands makes me stand up and i'm in like a slutty little dress and heels right as you should and then he's like dancing turns around he like bends over he's like dancing whatever i was like oh i'm doing the bending okay oh right

he's like actually trying to get to know me like he was like what are you studying what do you hope to do with that hey buddy now's not the time yeah like and then at one point he goes this is the worst part of the whole night but he goes he's like stand up and he like grabs my hands makes me stand up and i'm in like a slutty little dress and heels right as you should and then he's like dancing turns around he like bends over he's like dancing whatever i was like oh i'm doing the bending okay oh right

And when he like, he's like doing all that. Then he turns around and he looks at me and then he said, he said, are you afraid of heights or something like that? I think it was supposed to be a joke. And I go, no, not, not particularly. And then he bends down, grabs me around both legs and, stands back up, twists me like the arms of a clock bitch.

And when he like, he's like doing all that. Then he turns around and he looks at me and then he said, he said, are you afraid of heights or something like that? I think it was supposed to be a joke. And I go, no, not, not particularly. And then he bends down, grabs me around both legs and, stands back up, twists me like the arms of a clock bitch.

When I tell you I'm upside down, upside down my legs like this. Like face down. And listen, as a big girl, the fear I feel being picked up. Like as a big girl. The last thing I need is for you to try and be like, you know what I mean? If I hear that, I'm going to die.

When I tell you I'm upside down, upside down my legs like this. Like face down. And listen, as a big girl, the fear I feel being picked up. Like as a big girl. The last thing I need is for you to try and be like, you know what I mean? If I hear that, I'm going to die.

Put me the fuck down.

Put me the fuck down.

No, he twists. on my birthday of all days like he flips me around and then he's like holding like at this point we're like 69ing yeah he's holding me and he's like and the worst part is he's holding me like this and he starts going like this like why would you do that To me, of all people. To me? You would really. I'm literally sweating reliving it.

No, he twists. on my birthday of all days like he flips me around and then he's like holding like at this point we're like 69ing yeah he's holding me and he's like and the worst part is he's holding me like this and he starts going like this like why would you do that To me, of all people. To me? You would really. I'm literally sweating reliving it.

And I'm looking between his legs at everyone else going. And at one point when he spun around, while he's still holding me in the 69 position, he spun around. And then at that point he was facing the other way. And then through his legs, I could see my sister and my mom and both of them laughing. And then my sister said, that's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

And I'm looking between his legs at everyone else going. And at one point when he spun around, while he's still holding me in the 69 position, he spun around. And then at that point he was facing the other way. And then through his legs, I could see my sister and my mom and both of them laughing. And then my sister said, that's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

Like she was like, that's like a core memory for her now.

Like she was like, that's like a core memory for her now.

oh my see the core memory the little ball and inside out it's like yellow for her and for me it's it's fucking red it's blue sadness yeah oh my god it's literally fear wow okay well now if if i was like not convinced enough to never go to a male strip club now i definitely am i know because now when i see the magic mike experience and stuff i'm curious to know if it's similar horror to that yeah i'll

oh my see the core memory the little ball and inside out it's like yellow for her and for me it's it's fucking red it's blue sadness yeah oh my god it's literally fear wow okay well now if if i was like not convinced enough to never go to a male strip club now i definitely am i know because now when i see the magic mike experience and stuff i'm curious to know if it's similar horror to that yeah i'll