Vanilla Mace

stunning and gorgeous and so talented, but it's just the men watching it.

stunning and gorgeous and so talented, but it's just the men watching it.

And they just watch like, yeah. And there's just like nothing weirder to me than going and getting bricked up with your homies and then separating. Like, what's the point?

And they just watch like, yeah. And there's just like nothing weirder to me than going and getting bricked up with your homies and then separating. Like, what's the point?

like oh i'm like oh okay so you guys want to get a double taste yeah i'm like okay that's cute like let's do it like fuck it who cares something's so weird about it yeah and i went upstairs to the where the male dancers are and when i was up there like the energy's way more fun oh yeah women are fun and women are having fun but like male strip like i described my experience in a male strip club as like a haunted house just around every corner oh

like oh i'm like oh okay so you guys want to get a double taste yeah i'm like okay that's cute like let's do it like fuck it who cares something's so weird about it yeah and i went upstairs to the where the male dancers are and when i was up there like the energy's way more fun oh yeah women are fun and women are having fun but like male strip like i described my experience in a male strip club as like a haunted house just around every corner oh

I just like nothing but fear and dread following me the whole time. I feel like I'm being chased.

I just like nothing but fear and dread following me the whole time. I feel like I'm being chased.

It's awful. I don't recommend it. In fact, I do recommend it if you take a really good group of friends and you're just trying to have a good ass night. Like, but I remember my, my mom was there and she, of course she was. And she got, she like paid for like a dance for me. Cause it was my 21st birthday weekend. And like, yeah,

It's awful. I don't recommend it. In fact, I do recommend it if you take a really good group of friends and you're just trying to have a good ass night. Like, but I remember my, my mom was there and she, of course she was. And she got, she like paid for like a dance for me. Cause it was my 21st birthday weekend. And like, yeah,

i it was like on the stage like so like they like bring you up there yeah and it's just all the worst things like i do love attention not that yeah no i know okay so what do they make you do uh well they just had me sit on the chair at first and they brought me up on stage and it was like this big ass white dude which i will say every other male stripper in there was really short like because i'm tall i'm a tall thick girl so i'm i'm six feet tall every stripper in there was probably like five eight yeah you were like come on bring me some some meat yeah yeah i like a little

i it was like on the stage like so like they like bring you up there yeah and it's just all the worst things like i do love attention not that yeah no i know okay so what do they make you do uh well they just had me sit on the chair at first and they brought me up on stage and it was like this big ass white dude which i will say every other male stripper in there was really short like because i'm tall i'm a tall thick girl so i'm i'm six feet tall every stripper in there was probably like five eight yeah you were like come on bring me some some meat yeah yeah i like a little

something yeah right like come on everyone was so small and i remember a lot of their chests were shaved too and the only reason i knew that is because they kept rubbing on me and it was giving me like rug burn yeah like the oh god yeah hey hey hey queen yeah i was like you're giving me like a razor burn yeah

something yeah right like come on everyone was so small and i remember a lot of their chests were shaved too and the only reason i knew that is because they kept rubbing on me and it was giving me like rug burn yeah like the oh god yeah hey hey hey queen yeah i was like you're giving me like a razor burn yeah

And I remember when I went on the stage, I was like, this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. Cause I went up, but the dude was like six, five, like, which I thought was unheard of for a stripper. I was like a tall, beefy white dude, like good looking dude too. He came up and he was dancing to, you guessed it, work from home by fifth harmony. Okay. Now that's awful for another reason.

And I remember when I went on the stage, I was like, this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. Cause I went up, but the dude was like six, five, like, which I thought was unheard of for a stripper. I was like a tall, beefy white dude, like good looking dude too. He came up and he was dancing to, you guessed it, work from home by fifth harmony. Okay. Now that's awful for another reason.

Now, every time I hear it, that's what I think. It's just like a PTSD.

Now, every time I hear it, that's what I think. It's just like a PTSD.

I just go back to this night. Like I'm like, and like, he's dressed as a construction worker given the theme and he's kind of just dancing around me at first and it's all gyrating and grinding on me, whatever. Yeah. At one point, though, he, like, obviously, like, if I'm sitting like this, he's, like, over my shit. Right. And because he's so tall, his dick's in my face. In your mouth.

I just go back to this night. Like I'm like, and like, he's dressed as a construction worker given the theme and he's kind of just dancing around me at first and it's all gyrating and grinding on me, whatever. Yeah. At one point, though, he, like, obviously, like, if I'm sitting like this, he's, like, over my shit. Right. And because he's so tall, his dick's in my face. In your mouth.