Vanilla Mace

So it was pretty packed, but it's just so crazy.

Like the way they were watching was just so like... It's very menacing.

It feels very like Batman villain energy.

Yeah.

And they all looked like the penguins.

So there's that too.

The dancers were...

like oh i'm like oh okay so you guys want to get a double taste yeah i'm like okay that's cute like let's do it like fuck it something's so weird about it yeah and i went upstairs to the where the male dancers are and when i was up there like the energy's way more fun oh yeah women are fun and women are having fun but like male strip like i described my experience in a male strip club as like a haunted house just around every corner oh

I just like nothing but fear and dread following me the whole time.

I feel like I'm being chased.

I don't recommend it.

In fact, I do recommend it if you take a really good group of friends and you're just trying to have a good ass night.

Like, but I remember my, my mom was there and she, of course she was.

And she got, she like paid for like a dance for me.

Cause it was my 21st birthday weekend.

And like, yeah,

i it was like on the stage like so like they like bring you up there yeah and it's just all the worst things like i do love attention not that yeah no i know okay so what do they make you do uh well they just had me sit on the chair at first and they brought me up on stage and it was like this big ass white dude which i will say every other male stripper in there was really short like because i'm tall i'm a tall thick girl so i'm i'm six feet tall every stripper in there was probably like five eight yeah you were like come on bring me some some

Right.

Like, come on.

Everyone was so small.