Vanilla Mace

And I remember a lot of their chests were shaved too.

And the only reason I knew that is because they kept rubbing on me and it was giving me like rug burn.

Yeah.

Like the, Oh God.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I remember when I went on the stage, I was like, this is the worst thing that's ever happened to me.

Cause I went up, but the dude was like six, five, like, which I thought was unheard of for a stripper.

I was like a tall, beefy white dude, like good looking dude too.

He came up and he was dancing to, you guessed it, work from home by fifth harmony.

Okay.

Now that's awful for another reason.

Now every time I hear it, that's what I think of this night.

I just go back to this night.

Like I'm like, and like he's dressed as a construction worker given the theme and he's kind of just dancing around me at first and it's all gyrating and grinding on me, whatever.

Yeah.

At one point though, he like, obviously like if I'm sitting like this, he's like over my shit.

Right.

And because he's so tall, his dick's in my face.

Which I'm like, it's rubbing my nose like this.