Vogue Williams

Well, luckily for you, no matter what you seem to do, you still look like Cindy Crawford, so I wouldn't worry about it.

I look like a...

This is a classic competition of Irish women to say who looks the worst.

I look like I've inhaled Christmas through my face.

I look like a ferret.

I look like I've got gout.

I'm fucking disgusted with myself.

I'm going to rehab.

I see your retreat and I'll raise you a rehabilitation centre in Arizona.

And then when I saw that, I felt worse.

Well, when you're referencing it in the same sentence as talking about your mouth that you get dogs abused for, I can only imagine what has been done to me by that Satanistic child.

We both look like potatoes.

Oh, that's fine.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's post-Christmas.

It's always a bit of a carb vibe.

Go on.

Well, that's interesting because the nose and the ears continue to grow as well, Jo.

So yeah, I look forward to seeing...

someone asked me the other day did you get your ears pinned back and I was like no why and she goes because you look like someone who would need to do that and I was like I don't know what that means I think that's a slam I think