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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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It comes and it goes. And then it comes back and then it goes for long periods of time. And then you consider going back nursing in an Alzheimer's home and then it comes back again. Lewis Hamilton, Kim Kardashian. I smell bullshit. You should be disgusting at this stage, but I'm kind of challenged because I don't think you're revolting. What happened? I know, at least you had it.
I never had that style.
I had it. Where did it go? You got married and had kids.
On... Yes.
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Chapter 2: What controversies are surrounding Shania Twain this week?
Thank you for renting us your house rent-free, Joanne. I'm happy.
Chapter 3: How do Lewis Hamilton and Kim Kardashian fit into this week's drama?
The Pinot Pod Palace. You're very welcome. I am disappointed in the price of the parking. Tenner an hour. Tenner an hour.
Well, now that I am expensing a giant Pinot Palace down the back of the garden, I'm thinking of putting a two-story car park down there as well.
You could get one of those car parks in your front garden. I keep mentioning the front garden.
I mean, it's an area.
You've got three or four acres out there.
Three or four acres, my arse. I see what you're doing. You're dead right. It's nine or ten. I see what you're doing. No, no. Things have changed, but you remain the posh one, Vogue.
I tried to look around this house and I got too tired. It was too expensive.
I ended up in the staff quarters. Did you? I have no idea how I got there.
Yeah, how you got out, I don't know. That's where I sent you there. She let Phyllis out. I sent you there. I said, please come through the staff quarters, Joe. He came through the front door. I was like, excuse me.
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Chapter 4: What funny incidents occurred during the recording at Joanne's new place?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the proper, like what you would assume, not a sexy version of a maid outfit, just a maid outfit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, listen, when I was cleaning toilets in Cloney Castle Hotel, which, you know, was... One of my favourite jobs. I've come up, you know. You could come clean toilets in my house. I've come up through the toilet. I had an L-apron and pinny and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Well, at least you're not getting toilet on your own clothes. Do you know what I mean? Exactly. We were filming something else this weekend and every time I went to the toilet, I was like, what is wet? I honestly was like, have I wet my pants? Because it's a possibility at this stage. I was like, why am I wet? And I kept feeling like I was wet. And the toilets were full of this blue dye as well.
And they did reek now. They were very bad smelling toilets. And so then eventually towards the end of the second day of filming, I realized that the garments they had given me kept falling in the toilet every time I sat down and it was wetting the back of me.
So it wasn't, it was a nice thing to know. She was dragging a towel of fecal matter around there all weekend and she didn't know. Yeah, I know.
I didn't piss myself, but I had piss all over myself.
There was string on the costume they gave us. That's what we will say. And her string was full of, well, yeah, I know. You were the talk of the town. Yeah.
we'd see you coming and we would dispatch quickly stay away from her don't get too close I'll tell you what we can say we were filming because it's out today it's out tonight at nine o'clock drum roll is that a drum I'm kind of taken aback by how quickly it just came out we only filmed it yesterday and they were like oh yeah it's out on Friday I was like pardon because we're so used to filming stuff like and it coming out maybe in a year's time or six months time eight months time or potentially never if it's dog shit
well that's sorry that's why your show you just filmed what's it called Unacceptable Unacceptable TLC Unacceptable TLC out June I was surprised that that was such a quick turnaround because it feels like you only did that in the last few months that's still quite a quick turnaround
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Chapter 5: How did the discussion shift to Shania Twain's surprise performance?
Well, I was a carer in an Alzheimer's. Were you? I've had, yeah. Did you ever work in PR? I think you'd be good at it. Then I went into PR and then I worked as a publicist, yeah.
Yeah.
I don't feel like I speak about my building site work enough will we do our recommendations yeah let's do our recs okay you go first so there's a now I'm not saying this and I suppose I don't know why I have to say this I knew this story before I'd listened to a podcast on it there's a podcast called Believe in Magic that I think the BBC Science did but now Mother of All Cons they've turned it into a documentary called Mother of All Cons on the BBC player which I know is annoying because you can't get it in Ireland but if you have a VPN
Is it a VPN? A VPN, yeah. It's well worth a watch. It's about, it's one of my favorite topics, which is women pretending they have cancer.
Okay, my recommendation is from an author called Charlotte Leonard. Her book is on pre-order. I gave a quote for it because she asked me to read it and I loved it. And I don't always give people quotes, but it was such a brilliant book. It's called One Little Lie and her Instagram is Charlotte Leonard. And you can pre-order it on there, but it's out in the next three weeks.
And it's very good, I have to say. I really enjoyed it.
Also, if people watch Mother of All Cons, please email in and tell me what you think. It is nuts. It is a journey. It is a roly-poly rollercoaster.
Well, thank you everyone for listening.
Thank you for having us, Joanne. I just don't trust anyone anymore. Oh, I never did. Yeah. Only people that I know for a long time. That's it. Hammersmith Apollo on sale now, December 16th. That was a great plug there.
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