Are we slagging Shania Twain?!
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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It comes and it goes. And then it comes back and then it goes for long periods of time. And then you consider going back nursing in an Alzheimer's home and then it comes back again. Lewis Hamilton, Kim Kardashian. I smell bullshit. You should be disgusting at this stage, but I'm kind of challenged because I don't think you're revolting. What happened? I know, at least you had it. I never had that style.
I had it. Where did it go? You got married and had kids.
On... Yes.
What controversies are surrounding Shania Twain this week?
Thank you for renting us your house rent-free, Joanne. I'm happy.
How do Lewis Hamilton and Kim Kardashian fit into this week's drama?
The Pinot Pod Palace. You're very welcome. I am disappointed in the price of the parking. Tenner an hour. Tenner an hour.
Well, now that I am expensing a giant Pinot Palace down the back of the garden, I'm thinking of putting a two-story car park down there as well.
You could get one of those car parks in your front garden. I keep mentioning the front garden.
I mean, it's an area.
You've got three or four acres out there.
Three or four acres, my arse. I see what you're doing. You're dead right. It's nine or ten. I see what you're doing. No, no. Things have changed, but you remain the posh one, Vogue.
I tried to look around this house and I got too tired. It was too expensive.
I ended up in the staff quarters. Did you? I have no idea how I got there.
Yeah, how you got out, I don't know. That's where I sent you there. She let Phyllis out. I sent you there. I said, please come through the staff quarters, Joe. He came through the front door. I was like, excuse me.
How embarrassing.
There's a staff entrance down the back and it's another postcode down the road.
so awkward when the staff come through the front door oh my god Joe come on now remember your place where's your uniform Joey I gave you a penny to wear why are you wearing your own why are you wearing your own clothes a penny can you I I know I'm aware of people that do give people uniforms pennies yeah no like full uniforms yeah they're friends of my like parent my friends friends my parents did i say that oh no i think you said friends of your parents yeah friends my parents that's what i mean yeah my parents but like they're very very wealthy
And they gave their staff costumes to wear. Full outfits, like full... What kind of outfits? I'm thinking like chicken suits and stuff.
No, like stuff that you would have seen on that movie Richie Rich. You kind of go in and you're like, oh.
What funny incidents occurred during the recording at Joanne's new place?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the proper, like what you would assume, not a sexy version of a maid outfit, just a maid outfit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, listen, when I was cleaning toilets in Cloney Castle Hotel, which, you know, was... One of my favourite jobs. I've come up, you know. You could come clean toilets in my house. I've come up through the toilet. I had an L-apron and pinny and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Well, at least you're not getting toilet on your own clothes. Do you know what I mean? Exactly. We were filming something else this weekend and every time I went to the toilet, I was like, what is wet? I honestly was like, have I wet my pants? Because it's a possibility at this stage. I was like, why am I wet? And I kept feeling like I was wet. And the toilets were full of this blue dye as well. And they did reek now. They were very bad smelling toilets. And so then eventually towards the end of the second day of filming, I realized that the garments they had given me kept falling in the toilet every time I sat down and it was wetting the back of me.
So it wasn't, it was a nice thing to know. She was dragging a towel of fecal matter around there all weekend and she didn't know. Yeah, I know.
I didn't piss myself, but I had piss all over myself.
There was string on the costume they gave us. That's what we will say. And her string was full of, well, yeah, I know. You were the talk of the town. Yeah. we'd see you coming and we would dispatch quickly stay away from her don't get too close I'll tell you what we can say we were filming because it's out today it's out tonight at nine o'clock drum roll is that a drum I'm kind of taken aback by how quickly it just came out we only filmed it yesterday and they were like oh yeah it's out on Friday I was like pardon because we're so used to filming stuff like and it coming out maybe in a year's time or six months time eight months time or potentially never if it's dog shit
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:02–0:37
2
What controversies are surrounding Shania Twain this week?
0:37–0:41
3
How do Lewis Hamilton and Kim Kardashian fit into this week's drama?
0:41–2:31
4
What funny incidents occurred during the recording at Joanne's new place?
2:31–40:52
5
How did the discussion shift to Shania Twain's surprise performance?
40:52–42:36