Vogue Williams

Thank you very much, big fan.

Thank you.

You may or not be aware of this, but there is an epidemic of men writing extensive handwritten, stamped and posted letters post-breakup of a relationship situationship, particularly after no contact has been agreed and it needs to be addressed.

What?

Okay, let's get into it.

Okay.

My sister has just received a letter in the post from her ex-situationship, signed, sealed and saturated with his cologne.

And as I sit here with her, my gay best friend and my boyfriend, I know I'm sorry, we are all deeply perplexed and wondering why history continues to repeat itself and why men in particular continue to insist this is a good idea.

Have you ever got a letter off anyone?

Is it finished?

No, I'm just asking you.

Okay, we have multiple friends and family... No, we have had multiple friends and family receive letters at various points in their lives.

I even had a friend's ex message me for permission to send a small letter to her, which I gave him a large no.

We think this phenomenon needs to be dissected, and we all agree you're the only people for the job.

Kind regards, Ellen.

Oh my God, Joanna, are we that pathetic that no one's ever written us a hand...

I don't.

That's fair enough.

I completely understand that.

But I don't know anyone who's getting letters of this kind.