Vogue Williams

It gets everywhere, but he is addicted.

No, he doesn't throw it everywhere.

I've watched him do that.

Okay, well, we're not anymore.

He doesn't, okay?

He's a very good little boy now.

How's he getting on one hand?

He, like, so when he gets changed, that's the only time it hurts him.

But, like, I've got a shirt on him today.

Anything that's, like, easier to just pull up.

I'm like Otto I actually haven't even touched you yet but next week I have to take the cast off a little bit it's not a cast sorry everyone it's a sling and then by the third week they don't want the sling on him so it's actually grand because now in nursery in the third week at least he won't have his sling on so he's alright oh the poor little pettine Amber what I need to talk to you what don't annoy me

I'm not going to annoy you.

What?

Because I'm posting pictures of Leah.

Sorry.

The two of your love, like, put it in a card and send it to each other.

We haven't even gone out for Valentine's.

Folk, have you met your husband?

Shall we pull up some of your old bloody Instagram posts?

Absolutely.