Once a Cheat, always a Cheat? Plastic Surgery on the cards & Pancake Day
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Hello and welcome to Vogue and Amber, the podcast. Hello, Amber. Oh, yes, I'm back to reality now. Back to smelly, rainy, grim Dublin. It looks bad. I've been sent a lot of stuff. I've been sent a lot of stuff, pictures of all the flooding. I'm like, oh, well, isn't it great that Otto has a broken collarbone and I can't take him to any indoor play place or what the hell am I going to do with him? I think you'll be heading to the cinema.
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Have you ever brought them to the cinema? Otto's only been once. The thing about the cinema is I went... The last thing I took them to was Gabby's Dollhouse. Otto fell asleep for most of it. But remember, I was the fridge in Gabby's Dollhouse. So I was desperate for them. They just... They don't give a shit. Remember, two of T's school friends are obsessed with gladiators. And one of the moms sent me a video and was like, my son has watched you on gladiators about 15 times. We've had to watch it. And I'm like, I couldn't even get my own son. He was in the room. I'm like... Watch, here I am, here I am. No interest whatsoever. Unsupportive. Why do you think that is? But they liked watching me on the dancing, no?
They loved watching you on the dancing. It must just be me they're allergic to. They've seen enough of me and they're like, fuck her. Too many click-clack ads. They didn't even just like you on the dancing. They liked everyone on the dancing. They wanted to watch everybody. A lot of kids. So in terms of the demographic that watch it, it's kind of like an older demographic and then it's a younger demographic. I still have mothers texting me.
Someone messaged me on Instagram saying, me and my daughter loved watching you. It's her birthday this weekend. Can you send her a video?
I'm like...
Yeah, no problem. 50 quid. Yeah, go on to me cameo. Go on to me cameo. Because the weather's so shit, did you see the stuff that I just ordered to be arriving today? No, but there have been multiple deliveries. What, arts and crafts stuff, I assume? No. Oh, well, I do. I have. I'm starting the Easter bonnets, which Ireland, you don't get involved. That's what all that stuff is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've three Easter bonnets to make for the kids when I'm home. And my kids don't just want like the normal Easter bonnets. So you can buy these like Easter bonnet packets where you just like stick the little eggs on and stuff like that. Theodore wants a football themed Easter bonnet this year. And then what happens is my friend Lucy, did I say this?
My friend Lucy will take my Easter bonnets after. But so we're doing that. But no, board games. Listen to the nostalgia of the board games. But Monopoly. Now it is kids Monopoly. Well, kids kind of lose their rag about. And do you have Uno? Uno, Monopoly. I got Frustration. Remember Frustration with the thing in the middle and you pop it? Snakes and Ladders. Bought Snakes and Ladders. Ludo? Ludo and Snakes and Ladders is in the same box. Bought that. Now do you know what I will say right? Some games that are shit. Hungry hippos. Those are Operation. Operation is a load of shit. I bought Operation for the kids and I was like, this is going to be brilliant. They have basically made the pieces miniature. So even me trying to get the pieces is really, really difficult.
Operation, don't buy it unless you can get the really old one. And you know what else is shit? Buckaroo. Booker yeah because that's like I think certain things just break but don't forget what was that other thing so it was kind of like operation but like you had to feed it around this like metal thing.
Oh yeah.
Well, we did that in the jungle as well. One of the games was to try and get it arranged. Testing your dexterity. I think that's a good idea. But another one I got, Guess Who isn't so bad. Gigi just... Guess Who's Go Croc. Jesus Christ. I was playing Guess Who with Gigi and I was like, and because it was a dog one because our other one broke and it was one of our dogs. And does your dog have an eye patch? No. Turns out her dog did have an eye patch.
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