Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Hello and welcome to Vogue and Amber, the podcast. Hello, Amber. Oh, yes, I'm back to reality now. Back to smelly, rainy, grim Dublin. It looks bad. I've been sent a lot of stuff. I've been sent a lot of stuff, pictures of all the flooding. I'm like, oh, well, isn't it great that Otto has a broken collarbone and I can't take him to any indoor play place or what the hell am I going to do with him?
I think you'll be heading to the cinema.
Chapter 2: What updates do Vogue and Amber share about their lives?
Have you ever brought them to the cinema? Otto's only been once. The thing about the cinema is I went... The last thing I took them to was Gabby's Dollhouse. Otto fell asleep for most of it. But remember, I was the fridge in Gabby's Dollhouse. So I was desperate for them. They just... They don't give a shit. Remember, two of T's school friends are obsessed with gladiators.
And one of the moms sent me a video and was like, my son has watched you on gladiators about 15 times. We've had to watch it. And I'm like, I couldn't even get my own son. He was in the room. I'm like... Watch, here I am, here I am. No interest whatsoever. Unsupportive. Why do you think that is? But they liked watching me on the dancing, no? They loved watching you on the dancing.
It must just be me they're allergic to. They've seen enough of me and they're like, fuck her. Too many click-clack ads. They didn't even just like you on the dancing. They liked everyone on the dancing. They wanted to watch everybody. A lot of kids. So in terms of the demographic that watch it, it's kind of like an older demographic and then it's a younger demographic.
I still have mothers texting me.
Someone messaged me on Instagram saying, me and my daughter loved watching you. It's her birthday this weekend. Can you send her a video?
I'm like...
Yeah, no problem. 50 quid. Yeah, go on to me cameo. Go on to me cameo. Because the weather's so shit, did you see the stuff that I just ordered to be arriving today? No, but there have been multiple deliveries. What, arts and crafts stuff, I assume? No. Oh, well, I do. I have. I'm starting the Easter bonnets, which Ireland, you don't get involved. That's what all that stuff is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've three Easter bonnets to make for the kids when I'm home. And my kids don't just want like the normal Easter bonnets. So you can buy these like Easter bonnet packets where you just like stick the little eggs on and stuff like that. Theodore wants a football themed Easter bonnet this year. And then what happens is my friend Lucy, did I say this?
My friend Lucy will take my Easter bonnets after. But so we're doing that. But no, board games. Listen to the nostalgia of the board games. But Monopoly. Now it is kids Monopoly. Well, kids kind of lose their rag about. And do you have Uno? Uno, Monopoly. I got Frustration. Remember Frustration with the thing in the middle and you pop it? Snakes and Ladders. Bought Snakes and Ladders. Ludo?
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Chapter 3: What are Vogue and Amber's thoughts on Zayn Malik's recent interview?
Pisses the bed. It really irks me because some of my family members. Do you know?
Bertie did a fucking rage piss yesterday I left him I left him in the house honestly for about 20 minutes he never gets left in the house on his own ever not even for a minute and I had to go out I left him for about 20 minutes he'd been out before pissed all over Otto's bed all over the duvet jumped up on it and just pissed on it yeah In protest. What a little brat.
So it really irks me because some of my family members are alcoholics. So it really triggers me that I'd be with a man who lets alcohol cause issues. But at the same time, is this just immature man behavior that he'll hopefully grow out of since he's pretty fab in most other regards? Thank you.
That's a bit of a tricky one.
I mean, piss in the bed isn't great. But what I will say is when I was 28, 29, like I remember I was going out with somebody and I used to drink. Oh, no, that's when I was married. Actually, this is a different one. Yeah, I still used to get pretty pissed when I was 20, like really drunk when I was 28, 29. I think it takes you.
I think when you get into your 30s, life changes a bit more and you become more grown up. But I was still... I wasn't drinking to the point of pissing the bed though. No, that's another level. Like what does he say when like he's pissed the bed? Is he apologetic? Does he have shame? No, I think, not really fair enough, but like people get pissed.
I do think he'll grow out of it, but I think that maybe you should mention it to him and kind of not like shame him or anything like that, but surely he's embarrassed when he pisses the bed. Like maybe buy him, maybe buy a sheet of,
like that for people who wet the bed and be like dude like you're 29 i'm buying you a sheet that wets the bed or buy him an adult nappy and be like do you want to wear these when you go out or do you want to stop drinking as much oh god right okay we're going with tough love
I think fair enough, but otherwise the other option is to sit him down and just say, highlight all the kind of elements that you've highlighted to us in terms of how serious you are as a couple and you see a future, but it's just something that isn't sitting right with you and based on your kind of experience with alcoholism in your family and go for the emotional approach rather than the shaming approach.
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