Vogue Williams

You have to commend that.

He puts the lasagna sheets in the kettle.

He heats up the meat and the sauce on the iron.

He's made wings, full seafood broils with crabs.

sorry that is disgusting aren't you getting a hotel room after him and you're ironing your shirt and you're like why do I smell like but it's like do you ever oops do you ever like order food to the hotel room like I hope this isn't rude but I'd always put the food outside like in a neat way in the bag but you don't want the smell of the food in the room I think you're allowed to do that no I do sometimes I prefer it depends on the hotel that I'm staying in because sometimes they're not like amazing hotels and I just would rather just order food in so I usually do that

Yeah, fair.

I eat it with a teaspoon.

I had to eat a wagamama with a teaspoon the other day.

Oh, I love wagamama.

Did you see the woman?

There was a teacher in a school.

I think she was the headmistress and she basically rearranged the calendar for the school so she could go on a cruise.

So all the school holidays and stuff had been changed.

I think she might have gone to prison for it.

What?

No.

She changed around the school holidays so that she would be able to go on her cruise because she booked this cruise.

Obviously, it's really expensive to go away when the kids are off school because that's when everyone goes away.

Also, another teacher news.

There was a teacher who basically she faked two pregnancies and had two fake bumps and she claimed fraternity payments and she's gone to prison for five years.