Vogue

We have another week of January.

And how is that possible?

February is a short month, so I take you back on everything I said about February.

I'm nothing if inconsistent.

February, I'm looking forward to you.

And I welcome you at open arms.

poor Ambie yeah I don't think poor Ambie I think you have done a fantastic job on Dancing with the Stars and you made it as far as I did so well done Ambie come on I think you jinxed me you went out round four you were the fourth person out and then also you jinxed me by threatening not to come next week oh okay so it's my fault listen I found another piece of evidence to support my claim well I won't be honest and tell you what I think it was then fine go on blame me it's easier

Well, Amber, I was looking forward to it and I thought to change my flights again.

And you know what?

Screw me because it's 300 quid one way now.

And that's what I get for being a silly bitch.

Anyway, Amber, don't be upset.

I think it's always hard when you... I'm not upset.

Okay, that's a very tame way of saying it.

I think you had a way of life for a while and like you were really into it and you made such an effort and you'd kind of found a balance between everything.

God knows how, I do not know, but you put a lot of effort into it.

Busy my life is.

Yeah.

I've ordered Chinese at four o'clock on a Monday and I'm sitting in bed watching Marion Keys' new show.

God, poor John Dutton.