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Chapter 1: What anniversary trip is Vogue planning for Mykonos?
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Can I watch a few episodes of Carnation Street? Just honestly, please cut that out. We can't let people know that you've started watching Carrie. You're making... No, this is what people are talking about. Look what you're doing. You're antagonizing me. You're baiting me. You're a bitch. Full fucking production, full scale production of like pretending to hit each other and saying...
He's cheated on me!
Hello and welcome to Vogue and Amber the podcast. I'm glad that first part was not recorded. We are happy to be here. Happy to be here. Only one of us is queer. Well, we don't know. The jury is out on Cassie. We don't know yet. Oh, we don't know. I don't think Cassie's a gay. You'd be right. No, I knew she wasn't a gay. Cassie strikes me as one of those girls. No, I won't cut there.
What's a day walker? What's a day walker? What does that mean? I just made it up there, okay? Remember the Nightwalkers from Game of Thrones, which was the scariest, scariest.
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Chapter 2: What chaotic events happened during the Dublin weekend?
I couldn't bear. And I was with Martin Kemp the other day and I said, Martin, you're like a really good looking Nightwalker because his eyes are so blue. He has Nightwalker eyes. I keep trying to like put my face to the side to look better. But if you're watching this, I'm sorry. I couldn't be harsh. What do you mean? Is this because you're a spotty face? I know the spots are kind of gone.
But thank you for reminding everybody. No, it's just because I look ugly today. I was working all weekend. I was working this morning, but the job I was doing this morning didn't entail having to put on makeup. It was with my fairy dream team, basically. But anyway, it was a lovely morning and they don't request makeup on voiceover day. There's nothing better than not having to.
I did that on Saturday. I didn't wear makeup. And then I decided to treat myself to an everything shower before bed last night. Andy's so funny. And I was like, because I had this, I had this intention because I saw a video online that I was going to try and teach myself how to curl my hair. I saw someone doing it with a straightener, just a little bit of a loose curl, you know.
You need the GHD curve. I have one in the house. I have one in Dublin. Okay, well, I'll have a look. Do you know what GHD do? I thought you were going to say, do you know what it stands for? Great Hair Day. No, but they do this thing where they release the curve.
Chapter 3: How do Vogue and Amber feel about Mary Black's farewell tour?
Now, I've had mine years. That's the good thing about them. I do wonder how they make money on return buys because their stuff lasts too long. It's like our hydrating mist. It just lasts. No, don't sell those. I'm like, yeah, because it lasts forever. They brought out a curve, a pink one, and I got the pink. I had to get the pink one. Oh, it's not the other black one that you have?
Well, I have the black one, but now I have the pink one. So maybe, Amber, if you learn how to use it, I might. Yeah, I got another curve. You can maybe have mine if it's... I already had the black one on an extended lease. Well, I mean, everything's on an extended lease because I'm not living there, sadly. Yeah, but I actually don't go and take your stuff that often, to be honest with you.
Oh my God, I forgot. I forgot. It's my eighth wedding. Well, it's not mine. I suppose it's our eighth wedding anniversary today. That's so fun. Bravo. Well done to you guys. Spenny's like, well done. We got through the seven year issue. I was like, just about, Spenny. You're hanging on by a thread. He's gone to New York today, but we're going away. Well, I was going to call it a baby moon.
Chapter 4: What emotional dilemma does a listener face about a friend's wedding?
And I'm like, no, I can actually, because I love an excuse for going away. I can actually say it's actually for our eighth wedding anniversary. We're going to Mykonos for three nights and we're going to do nothing. So that's next weekend after when I'm going to Madrid. I might pass away. I'm so excited. Honestly, this hotel. What's the temperature like, Vogue? I haven't looked. Oh. Oh. Oh.
I don't care. I wouldn't care if it was storms outside. I'd sit in that hotel room and do nothing and read books and just like... Well, you know it's getting up to 25 degrees here. I don't look forward to that in my current state, I have to be honest. You're looking at probably about 25, 26 degrees in Greece.
What?
That's hot. That's hot, Vogue. I think that's cold. That's a bit chilly now. It's on the nippy side. Anyway, I'll bring a coat. But yeah, eight years together today. No, nine years together, eight years married today. Go me. I've never been in a relationship that long. Bravo. I think I need to start branching out.
Chapter 5: What are the red flags in relationships discussed in the episode?
Yeah, fair enough. Maybe you got the seven year itch. Do you know one thing we didn't talk? We didn't talk really about our weekend last weekend. We went to Mary Black. And my birthday. Well, we spoke of it. Do you want to talk about my birthday? Mary Black was a lot of fun. I dragged the girls to the George. Mary Black was a lot of fun. Vogue made us leave super early.
And then we were an hour early for the Vogue. I'm just going to warn you now, do not go there with your line here. I see what line you're going for here. Don't do it. I'm not going down the line. I'm just saying you were very happy at Mary Black. I was. As we all were. I love Mary Black. And I got the girls to go to the George, the iconic gay bar in, gay venue actually, in Dublin.
They sell White Claw, which I was impressed by. I didn't know well because I don't isn't this sad that's how little I go to pubs do they sell them in loads of pubs now and I've just missed that yeah oh my god Cassie said yeah maybe I want to deal with White Claw yeah I didn't know that so that's good to know they still serve scampi fries as well they have a they had them in the George
can you imagine going to the George trying to score someone and going around eating a bag of scampi fries that's why I can't get over the crisps in the pubs in Ireland like they have those the black king crisps oh my god they are delicious but my god you're polluted after but Mary Black keeps coming up on my Spotify now because we were listening to her on the way in my god that woman has bangers it's a real shame so shame she's I do have to challenge you I know you said it was better to go with the seats
We should have gotten the box. I mean, there was a bit of moving, I have to say. I've never been to a gig where there was so many people up and down and up and down. Wasn't there? Yeah, it was great.
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Chapter 6: How do Vogue and Amber define feminism in their conversation?
Oh, I love it. I'm devastated. I know. I'm sad that it's over again. I'm hoping that she's like, oh my God, that tour went so well. Fuck it, I'll do another one. But I don't think so. It's her farewell tour. And she did this like speech about saying that she was like, there's other things in life that you look forward to as well.
As much as she loves that, there's a lot of other things that she loves as well. And she needs to take advantage of that. But you know what, Mary? I think that's selfish. It might be selfish, but she has a valid place. We want to go and see you. If you think about touring, all the traveling, but also the rehearsing and everything like that, it would take up a significant proportion of your life.
And then I headed off to Forbidden Fruit. Amber, the mad joke for the weekend. Yeah, and it was Orchard Thieves. She tripled up. Orchard Thieves had the viewing stage, which was unbelievable. But as I said, yeah, came home on the old, was it Friday night I got home after? I think it was Friday night I got home after Mary Black and I watched a few episodes of Carnation Street.
Just honestly, please cut that out. We can't let people know that you've started watching Corrie. My God, you were slagging mom off six months ago. How has this happened? I know. Well, I'm a week behind, so I'm delighted I've built up a few episodes. Oh my God, you literally watch every night.
Chapter 7: What advice do they give about speaking up for a friend?
No, I let them build up. Have you watched Euphoria yet? No, Amber, listen, I still, I still have no Skybox. It's terrible. I know it's not good. Watch it on your fricking laptop. Where are you watching it back here? As if I know how to get Euphoria on my laptop if it's not on Netflix. And you know I don't even watch Netflix on my laptop because I don't know your password.
I'm on your Netflix so I don't know your password. You have your own Netflix. No, Spenny has Netflix and Al's is on that. Vogue, your kids are on my Netflix and I sometimes can't download stuff because they've downloaded stuff. Okay? Well, all I'm saying is I can only watch Netflix on my phone. And I'll happily sit there and watch it on my phone. Are you logged into mine on the phone?
Yeah, bogey. Oh, I'm going to have to change the password. Vogue, I heard you say something. I wanted to pull you up on this because I was listening to Jamie's pod that you were on. What did I say? And he was asking you how long mom and Neil have been married. What age is Alexander? Nine. No, what age is Alexander? I don't know, 32. 32. Okay. So about 37 years.
Chapter 8: What humorous moments do Vogue and Amber share about their past experiences?
What did I say? You said 37, 38 years mum and Neil were married. That's untrue. Well, how long is it? Like literally a year older than Alexander, like 32 years. Oh God, you'd swear I was like really far out. Like they were married for six months. You were saying they were nearly married for 40 years, Vogue. Well, it's the same thing.
At that stage, 32 and 40 years married, like you need serious help. And they're so happy together. They really are. They are. And then one other last thing I just want to say. It's Pride Month. Bitches. So celebrate all the gays. The LGBTQAs. Okay? I'd love to go to Pride. God, I just... I'm telling you, it would be the dream. Imagine us on a float in the parade. Imagine we got to go.
No, I'd never do the parade again. We could be drag kings. No, we'd be on the float. I wouldn't even have to dress up. I just go like the drag I am. Just get the whole hair cut again. Perfect. I can't wait. When I'm not pregnant, I'm going to go out with Davina Devine. I'm ready. I'm building up to it. I'm going to go and see her in the George and just have a galed time. It's very exciting.
It's great crack. Okay, you ready for the quiz? I know. Listen, guys, we're nearly done with the quiz. I don't want to. I'm not continuing after 10. I'm not doing it.
I heard the feedback from the main episode that people weren't liking it. I'm really sad.
Well, apparently it brings out the worst in me.
We're not the worst in Vogue when I did it with you guys.
Okay. Okay. Here we go. Okie doke. No, it makes us angry. What was my noise again? Beep. Beep. Okay. Mine is flap. Okay. Mine's going to be pride. Pride.
The Beijing bikini sees lads exposing which body part? Yes, Emma. Sorry.
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