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What do you mean said boyfriend?

You're only mentioning him.

Things are going really, really well.

We're head over heels.

The only issue, he lives in the south of London and I, oh, would you give over?

And I live in the north of London.

So he stays over probably four or five nights a week at this point.

That's very lesbian-like because my place is much bigger and nicer and I don't want to schlep to Stratham.

Stratham?

Pardon?

Stratham.

Stratham.

Stratham.

Every night to stay in a small house with four other boys.

that's totally fair smelly boys boys are girls they're a bit smelly like and boys listening i'm really sorry and obviously our listeners aren't smelly but like what's the crack with the boys bathroom why does it smell like piss all the time where are you pissing on the walls why aren't you pissing in the toilet i have two young boys i've seen where it goes and it's not always in the toilet no it's a risk every time you sit in a toilet seat in this house amber pisses all over her floor as well

Well, you've got a bit of history in doing that as well yourself.

Anyway.

Surprised there wasn't the fucking ceiling didn't come through.

Okay.

So because he basically lives here at this point, I thought it made total sense to give him a key purely for practicalities.