Vogue
π€ SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Bloody love you guys.
Seen you on tour.
Had a bloody blast.
Fumbled Joanne's paenophile tour dates.
Anywho, help a girl out.
I say girl, I mean a nearly 40 something, two kids and married.
Girl.
That's a girl.
Let me tell you, I adore my husband.
Not very great at showing it.
We were married more than 10 years ago.
I've experienced some atrocious highs and lows, all of which he and his extended family have been beyond amazing.
But behind closed doors the past few years, he's been gaming.
Not just computer gaming.
I'm talking one earbud in, watching his fat single friend streaming kind of gaming 24-7.
And my husband that ignores me and the kids most of the time is complaining about the lack of intimacy.
Got it.
As soon as you whipped out that gaming chair, the Sahara whipped up.
There was a sandstorm in between her legs.
Do you know Alexander?