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My Therapist Ghosted Me

MTGM EXTRA! "My mole used to have its own fan account."

25 Mar 2026

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

2.427 - 5.372 Unknown

This is a Global Player original podcast.

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10.98 - 21.997 Vogue

Hello and welcome to My Therapist Ghosted Me, the bonus episode of myself with Joanne McNally and with Jo and my name is Vogue. I forgot to say. Fair play.

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Chapter 2: What are Joanne's thoughts on New York sirens?

22.158 - 23.76 Joanne McNally

Yeah, it's like she skipped herself there.

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26.086 - 43.027 Vogue

That is, like, is that a regular glass of wine or is that a large glass of wine? It's a regular glass. I'm not shading you. I actually just, I'm just trying to figure out if that's a regular size glass of wine. I just feel like when I'm in restaurants, I see them pour like a slither and I'm like, what's the fucking point? They've just given them a shot of wine. Yeah.

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43.447 - 46.491 Joanne McNally

Joe and me, we like a mega pint, don't we, Joe? Oh, wow.

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46.623 - 51.27 Joe

I mean, if you're going to pour a wine, you have to pour a wine, right? Pour a fucking wine.

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51.29 - 59.543 Vogue

You two obviously drink it before it gets warm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some people who drink it like at a normal pace, theirs gets warm, but yours is just warm.

59.763 - 61.867 Joanne McNally

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chapter 3: How does Vogue relate to panic attacks?

62.387 - 77.055 Joanne McNally

By the way, the sirens in New York, I honestly think if I was having a heart attack and there was an ambulance coming to save me, the noise of the sirens would kill me off. They are so... Loud. I don't understand. I thought London was bad. This is out of control.

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77.155 - 80.343 Vogue

You know when one goes by in London, I'm literally blocking my ears.

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80.404 - 103.465 Joanne McNally

Imagine being in the throes of a stroke in the back of an ambulance. And you have to deal with the noise. God, I never thought about that. That would be awful. You'd just be like... Shit's bad enough. Like I'm... These are potentially my last moments on this earth. And... For God's sake, give me some peace and quiet. I'm trying to have a stroke here. Yeah, exactly.

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103.505 - 109.254 Joanne McNally

Some slow pond, like kind of water dripping or something more relaxing. I can't get my head around it.

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Chapter 4: What hilarious story involves Punch the Monkey's new girlfriend?

109.815 - 118.334 Joanne McNally

What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever gone to hospital for? Well, I mean, the obvious answer is trying to revert to my birth weight of three pounds and seven ounces. But I'm trying to think of physically.

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118.554 - 119.596 Unknown

That's not ridiculous.

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123.624 - 141.565 Joanne McNally

Fair enough. Trying to fit back into my christening dress. But apart from that, I don't know. Add you on. It's important to have goals. Listen, we all need a purpose in this life, okay? Mom, what should I leave the hospital in? Because I just want to see if it fits.

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146.898 - 146.998 Unknown

Yeah.

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147.316 - 176.428 Vogue

what about you I'm not really unwell like physically I'm not unwell mentally physically I'm very above average I would say actually I once went to the hospital with I was having a panic attack and I genuinely thought I was having a heart attack and I was like sitting there collapsing in the in the hospital and they were and then eventually like and they had to do all tests on me and everything they're like you're not

176.408 - 187.842 Vogue

Cause I was like, my dad died. Like he had loads of heart attacks and now I'm having one for being associated with him. And then it was like, no, you're actually just having a panic attack.

188.403 - 208.341 Joanne McNally

They're kind of wild. Like I have two, two friends of mine both went to hospital and, and you, so three thinking they were having a heart attack. And it was a panic attack. I remember on my 21st birthday, one of my bestest friends, we went out, just the two of us, and she was wearing like a heart monitor and everything. And I was like, and we were like drinking and smoking in pegs.

208.381 - 213.59 Joanne McNally

Do you remember pegs? No. Sorry, not pegs, legs.

Chapter 5: What are the horrors of donating your body to science?

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215.793 - 217.777 Joanne McNally

I was like, pegs, where's that?

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217.797 - 218.658 Vogue

Legs, yes. Do you remember legs?

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218.778 - 227.388 Joanne McNally

Yes, I remember legs. Legs at this club and town show where you could... Drinking smoke. Like it was, you know, it was the 40s or whenever the fuck we were in there.

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227.408 - 228.75 Joe

I can't remember. I would like that very much.

228.771 - 240.329 Joanne McNally

Yeah. And we were like, we went to, we went to Legs for my birthday and she had had what we didn't understand. We were so young, but she had a panic attack. So she thought she was having a heart attack. And anyway, she rocked in, she was wearing a heart monitor.

241.09 - 249.664 Vogue

And yeah, they get you to track it. Yeah. But like I say, the alcohol and smokes were really helpful towards the accuracy of that heart monitor.

Chapter 6: Why is unsolicited video sharing a topic of concern?

249.684 - 270.072 Joanne McNally

Yeah. She's sitting, she's opposite me doing like the trolley dance, like the, like packing the shelves. She should do a couple of yolks as well, just to see if it's really tested straight. She's like, oh, according to the data, I'm coming up. I'm like, yeah, I can see in your eyes you're coming up, to be honest.

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270.092 - 274.017 Vogue

As soon as you told me you loved me, I knew you were coming up.

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273.997 - 287.732 Joanne McNally

Yeah. It's the only time she really spoke to me that openly. Anyway, so I understand. I've heard that the panic attack thing is a problem. What about you, Jo?

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288.433 - 300.536 Joe

Well, I'm not old, but I was born in the very early 90s, which means I'm male and old enough that if there's ever anything wrong with me... I just don't do anything about it and deny it and that's probably why I'll die.

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300.818 - 304.072 Joanne McNally

You'll get prostate cancer, Joe, but I'll tell you, you'll die with it, not from it.

304.675 - 306.741 Joe

That's it. That's the way.

306.781 - 311.546 Joanne McNally

That's the way we do it. Yeah. You get the really, really slow one. You'll die with it, not from it.

312.187 - 327.464 Vogue

Best case scenario. I just had to take Otter to the doctor because there's the final injection they get is this preschool booster. And I'm like, and he was really happy when we got there. He was really excited. And he walked in. He's like, can I have a plaster? And she's like, not yet.

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Not yet.

Chapter 7: How does gaming affect intimacy in relationships?

360.889 - 367.277 Vogue

Imagine, imagine Joanne in an iron lung for the rest of her life. She'd probably enjoy it in there.

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367.297 - 371.321 Joanne McNally

It's the boffest but with like healthier boundaries.

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371.341 - 375.046 Vogue

Get me this!

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375.066 - 383.075 Joanne McNally

Just be, you piss me off and there'll be a power outage gone. Spun around, spun around like a cement mixer kind of vibe just like making demands on people, yeah.

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383.095 - 392.873 Vogue

But he was so polite when we left because like, I was like, my kids are really polite so he was kind of crying and I was like, And say thank you. And he's like, that year. Bye.

393.915 - 399.002 Joanne McNally

This doesn't bode well for him. This kid is going to get into a van. He's going to go.

399.022 - 408.915 Vogue

Yes. Sorry, Johan. We've had this conversation before. How many people's cars have I gotten into by accident? I now have to make a conscious effort. I'm like, and I ask them, I'm like, where are you going?

Chapter 8: What are the implications of body donation for science?

408.975 - 414.602 Vogue

Just to make sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because if I tell them, then they might say, oh yeah, fuck it, let's take her. Yeah.

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415.021 - 417.665 Joanne McNally

Yeah, of course. Yeah, we need to be aware.

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418.045 - 425.897 Vogue

Oh my God. Because I'm looking well and look at my hair. It looks great. I have to be extra careful at the moment when I'm getting it. Of course. My hair looks fantastic.

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425.917 - 430.624 Joanne McNally

Now, sorry about the sirens, but I've... Huge news. More?

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431.025 - 433.368 Vogue

Oh yeah, go on.

433.388 - 438.475 Joanne McNally

Punch the monkey as a girlfriend.

439.036 - 440.218 Vogue

I saw. I know.

441.278 - 441.819 Joanne McNally

She's a beard.

442.74 - 444.583 Vogue

Oh, you think he's a gay monkey?

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