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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Hello and welcome to My Therapist Ghosted Me, the bonus episode of myself with Joanne McNally and with Jo and my name is Vogue. I forgot to say. Fair play.
Chapter 2: What are Joanne's thoughts on New York sirens?
Yeah, it's like she skipped herself there.
That is, like, is that a regular glass of wine or is that a large glass of wine? It's a regular glass. I'm not shading you. I actually just, I'm just trying to figure out if that's a regular size glass of wine. I just feel like when I'm in restaurants, I see them pour like a slither and I'm like, what's the fucking point? They've just given them a shot of wine. Yeah.
Joe and me, we like a mega pint, don't we, Joe? Oh, wow.
I mean, if you're going to pour a wine, you have to pour a wine, right? Pour a fucking wine.
You two obviously drink it before it gets warm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some people who drink it like at a normal pace, theirs gets warm, but yours is just warm.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Chapter 3: How does Vogue relate to panic attacks?
By the way, the sirens in New York, I honestly think if I was having a heart attack and there was an ambulance coming to save me, the noise of the sirens would kill me off. They are so... Loud. I don't understand. I thought London was bad. This is out of control.
You know when one goes by in London, I'm literally blocking my ears.
Imagine being in the throes of a stroke in the back of an ambulance. And you have to deal with the noise. God, I never thought about that. That would be awful. You'd just be like... Shit's bad enough. Like I'm... These are potentially my last moments on this earth. And... For God's sake, give me some peace and quiet. I'm trying to have a stroke here. Yeah, exactly.
Some slow pond, like kind of water dripping or something more relaxing. I can't get my head around it.
Chapter 4: What hilarious story involves Punch the Monkey's new girlfriend?
What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever gone to hospital for? Well, I mean, the obvious answer is trying to revert to my birth weight of three pounds and seven ounces. But I'm trying to think of physically.
That's not ridiculous.
Fair enough. Trying to fit back into my christening dress. But apart from that, I don't know. Add you on. It's important to have goals. Listen, we all need a purpose in this life, okay? Mom, what should I leave the hospital in? Because I just want to see if it fits.
Yeah.
what about you I'm not really unwell like physically I'm not unwell mentally physically I'm very above average I would say actually I once went to the hospital with I was having a panic attack and I genuinely thought I was having a heart attack and I was like sitting there collapsing in the in the hospital and they were and then eventually like and they had to do all tests on me and everything they're like you're not
Cause I was like, my dad died. Like he had loads of heart attacks and now I'm having one for being associated with him. And then it was like, no, you're actually just having a panic attack.
They're kind of wild. Like I have two, two friends of mine both went to hospital and, and you, so three thinking they were having a heart attack. And it was a panic attack. I remember on my 21st birthday, one of my bestest friends, we went out, just the two of us, and she was wearing like a heart monitor and everything. And I was like, and we were like drinking and smoking in pegs.
Do you remember pegs? No. Sorry, not pegs, legs.
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Chapter 5: What are the horrors of donating your body to science?
Yes.
I was like, pegs, where's that?
Legs, yes. Do you remember legs?
Yes, I remember legs. Legs at this club and town show where you could... Drinking smoke. Like it was, you know, it was the 40s or whenever the fuck we were in there.
I can't remember. I would like that very much.
Yeah. And we were like, we went to, we went to Legs for my birthday and she had had what we didn't understand. We were so young, but she had a panic attack. So she thought she was having a heart attack. And anyway, she rocked in, she was wearing a heart monitor.
And yeah, they get you to track it. Yeah. But like I say, the alcohol and smokes were really helpful towards the accuracy of that heart monitor.
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Chapter 6: Why is unsolicited video sharing a topic of concern?
Yeah. She's sitting, she's opposite me doing like the trolley dance, like the, like packing the shelves. She should do a couple of yolks as well, just to see if it's really tested straight. She's like, oh, according to the data, I'm coming up. I'm like, yeah, I can see in your eyes you're coming up, to be honest.
As soon as you told me you loved me, I knew you were coming up.
Yeah. It's the only time she really spoke to me that openly. Anyway, so I understand. I've heard that the panic attack thing is a problem. What about you, Jo?
Well, I'm not old, but I was born in the very early 90s, which means I'm male and old enough that if there's ever anything wrong with me... I just don't do anything about it and deny it and that's probably why I'll die.
You'll get prostate cancer, Joe, but I'll tell you, you'll die with it, not from it.
That's it. That's the way.
That's the way we do it. Yeah. You get the really, really slow one. You'll die with it, not from it.
Best case scenario. I just had to take Otter to the doctor because there's the final injection they get is this preschool booster. And I'm like, and he was really happy when we got there. He was really excited. And he walked in. He's like, can I have a plaster? And she's like, not yet.
Not yet.
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Chapter 7: How does gaming affect intimacy in relationships?
Imagine, imagine Joanne in an iron lung for the rest of her life. She'd probably enjoy it in there.
It's the boffest but with like healthier boundaries.
Get me this!
Just be, you piss me off and there'll be a power outage gone. Spun around, spun around like a cement mixer kind of vibe just like making demands on people, yeah.
But he was so polite when we left because like, I was like, my kids are really polite so he was kind of crying and I was like, And say thank you. And he's like, that year. Bye.
This doesn't bode well for him. This kid is going to get into a van. He's going to go.
Yes. Sorry, Johan. We've had this conversation before. How many people's cars have I gotten into by accident? I now have to make a conscious effort. I'm like, and I ask them, I'm like, where are you going?
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Chapter 8: What are the implications of body donation for science?
Just to make sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because if I tell them, then they might say, oh yeah, fuck it, let's take her. Yeah.
Yeah, of course. Yeah, we need to be aware.
Oh my God. Because I'm looking well and look at my hair. It looks great. I have to be extra careful at the moment when I'm getting it. Of course. My hair looks fantastic.
Now, sorry about the sirens, but I've... Huge news. More?
Oh yeah, go on.
Punch the monkey as a girlfriend.
I saw. I know.
She's a beard.
Oh, you think he's a gay monkey?
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