Vogue

We're too tired.

Fair play to you.

but this when it's a bit rainy and drizzly being in the water while it rains just feels fun you know anyway it was dark it was rain it was atmospheric and my sister and I decided to go to head to do a few rounds of the rapids it was fairly busy but we weren't going to let other people get in the way of our fun how we like to take the rapids is essentially pretend like we're salmon laughing

in a stream and flop about as much as possible, letting the water take us.

But unfortunately, this gigantic group of youths in the water were getting in the way of our flopping.

So there was a bit more push and shove than we would have liked getting through the crowds.

At one stage, my sister reached for my hand so we could go down the slide a bit together and fate decided it was time to strike.

Just as my sister's clasping hand reached out, this lad pushed in between us and flopped his leg over the ledge to head down the slide.

Me and my sister's hand landed promptly on his willy and balls.

She and him shouted in horror and I wet myself laughing.

She did let go eventually after the shock of it all and off he went.

We spent the rest of the ride down the rapids in hysterics, trying not to train from the laughter.

I've never let her forget the time she grabbed some teens balls on the rapids.

Yeah, you're touching all people.

You are when you're on the rapids.

I'll tell you what, for my birthday, I'm going to ask them to close the rapids for an hour for me.

For my next party.

No.

Oh my God.

Do you live in America?