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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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I was like, I don't even know if my mom knows what day I was born. People were like, that's disgusting she's doing that for social media.
And he locked her in. I've gone vegetarian, but I had half a steak today just to fill it. You're the only person that happens to. I don't know what to believe anymore, okay?
Late night bogan number. Hello and welcome to Vogue and Amber, the podcast. Recording to you live. Here we are.
Chapter 2: What funny incident happened with Otto in the basement?
At a very late time of 8pm. Even though Vogue likes to make out, she is so organised, never lets us down.
Oh, my God. I actually, I had a gig that I forgot to say I was going to tonight.
Chapter 3: Why did Vogue claim to go vegetarian but eat chicken?
And I, it's Matt Richardson, who was very, very funny. And he, remember we had him on Never Live It Down, Emma? And it was very good. And his gig was at six o'clock. And I thought, I can do a six o'clock gig. That's about as much as I can do. And then I forgot about my little girls here. And well, here we are. Why is there a tube strike here?
when is there not a tube strike it's just so bad and I wouldn't mind like I'm usually all for people striking I'm like you know what you get it go on you do that but I don't I don't agree with the tube I just don't I don't think I just I just think it's it's it's relentless I think they want like a condensed four-day working week with something something something So do I. Don't we bloody all?
I know, but they still want to get the same payment as well. Take a four day week, but then you'll get paid for a four day week.
So they want to do like 10 hours daily as opposed to like seven and a half or something like that. I think so, yeah. Or eight.
I mean, it's not the worst if they're willing to do the hours.
Yeah, but maybe they're making the argument that you can't really be in charge of like a Oh my God. Vehicle? A vehicle of some sort, even though it's like not electronic. I'm not, I'm not like using my words correctly, but yeah. So there, if you're working 10 hours straight, I can understand that. And you're only getting an hour in between.
A job would be hard to like, like I'd struggle to focus. Amber and I were just talking about our nails there and I'm actually shocked to hear that Amber never gets shellac. I got shellac there a while ago and I love getting my nails done. I always look at if a person has nice nails, like I notice immediately. I'm like that person has their shit together.
I think it's such a nice thing to go and get done. But I'm more of a nail varnish girl like Amber and I got shellac there recently because I was doing the Baptist and then I had something else after that in my shoes. And I was like, I'll use it for all of those things and it will last forever.
my nails feel sore like and I think I think it's even like you know the stuff that they take your nail varnish off with like that they've started using this drill thing and I was like are you sure that's not going to ruin my nails no no it doesn't ruin your nails that definitely takes chunks off you're taking shellac off that's what you're doing yeah that's what I felt it's doing more damage so when it was locked down I taught myself how to paint my nails and then when lockdown finished I started she had nail painting classes that nice we did zooms sometimes I
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Chapter 4: What embarrassing situation occurred on the Center Parcs rapids?
Oh, now Amber, you're a bit rough when you've had a few drinks, to be honest with you. You pull people in for a big hug. That probably is what has happened. No. She'll like rugby tackle hug you. Absolutely not. You're going to fucking scrum if Amber gets a hug.
No, I'm not. I'll give someone a little bit of a hug. Sometimes I don't want to give hugs and I end up having to give hugs, okay?
Yeah, I know. I don't like that too.
So does that happen to you?
No, it doesn't. No, no, no.
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Chapter 5: What dilemma does Daniel face regarding his former bully?
Amber, you're the only person that happens to.
I think it definitely happens to other people let us know guys because I'm not the only one I think it's the positioning of my ear she had blood on her head I don't know how many times it happened to you that day because she had blood on your face when you came home oh Jesus
Someone told me that I should change my buzzer noise because she said it's almost like you're getting in later because it's like you have to take a breath before you go.
Well, I spoke to Emma. We should refresh the old buzzers for my quiz. Well, what's Vogue's going to be now?
Mine's going to be simply beep. I just, that's nicer for you. Okay. Cause I actually did. I listened back and I was able to take a step back from the noise that I had created. And I said, you know what? I can understand why that would hurt some listeners ears. And I can understand why it's upsetting my sister.
Well, one of my, I was, it's not good if I go burp.
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Chapter 6: What nail-related issues did Amber experience?
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Flap and beep.
Flap and beep. We're trying out flap and beep. Okay, perfect.
Just for this week. The quiz week. What week are we on? Week seven. It is three all, everybody. Let's go.
How is it three all if it's week seven?
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Chapter 7: How did Amber's earrings lead to a bleeding incident?
What are you talking about? We're dealing with real world problems here. Are you crazy, by the way? Did you put honey in my tea? Yeah. I don't have honey in my tea.
you know no it's disgusting that's your mom after that he started asking me about being gay whether I'd been with many lads etc then he tells me he wants to meet up but discreetly no no no this guy's bad news bad news you're his dirty little secret now here's the problem Despite everything and despite him being the biggest gobshite alive, I did have a crush on him back in the day.
And unfortunately, he's turned into a very good looking, handsome man. Even every time I see a picture of him now, I'm like, oh, for fuck's sake, why is he getting better looking? He offered to pick me up for some car fun. He's an ugly personality. Yeah. I panicked and just replied, oh, yeah, I'm busy this week, but I'll let you know what evening I'm free. So what do I do?
One part of me is screaming, Daniel, absolutely fucking not. Another part is saying, go on, do it. It's basically one-upping him. And a petty little part of me wants to expose the messages to people from school after all the pain and torment he caused me. Don't worry, I'm not going to. Don't, because too wrong don't make it right.
As I said, I did fancy him and I'm used to being with straight lads. But do I really want somebody to be somebody's secret again? I don't think so. So, girlos, should I do it or should I absolutely run for the hills and go on Grindr to find someone that hasn't made me cry? Ha ha. Also, voosh.
I absolutely love your fake tan I had to throw that in there lots of love from Cork Daniel we did I remember we got something from Daniel before it was when he the guy in the gym Daniel stay away from him like I'd actually be worried that he'd do something a bit sinister like I genuinely wouldn't trust him he just sounds like a really bad person I
I'd be, yeah, I would have concerns about my safety around someone like that dragging you across the bloody school floor. Like what a weirdo. And then all of a sudden he's trying to, to like, no, and don't send him any pictures either. He sounds like a dangerous person. He's going to end up, do you know where he's going to end up? In Mount Joy prison.
He's going to end up in an unhappy marriage otherwise, you know, because he's unwilling to come out. I think it's bad news. I think you're setting yourself up. Like if you're going to be his dirty little secret, he's made it quite clear. He wants to discreet F that you're out and proud and he's just going to drag you back.
It's like, it's like the other experience you have with the gym person, prioritize yourself and you saying no to him is one of the two.
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