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It's so, so, so busy.

So I can understand...

where the probable raid had come from but basically I'd come out I was on my bike and I'd come out and I'd cross the road because there's no cars coming my way and I joined the traffic because there's a red light so I crossed over joined the traffic and just sat at the red light in front of a car and then all of a sudden I heard this really long beep and I got such a fright and I just turned around at the red light and this woman in the car was like and I was like she and I actually looked around I was like there's no way she's talking to me and um

And anyway, as I moved forward a little bit, you know, there's like a yellow box.

So I had just gone beyond the yellow box and she did a massive beep at me again.

And I was like, what the fuck?

And so then I put my feet on the ground of my bike and I just turned around and looked at her and she held the horn.

held it down and people were like what is wrong with that woman there's two people walking on the footpath being like oh my god what is wrong with her and then I just stood there and I took a picture of her in her car and I was going to report her and I didn't in the end because I was mid move but I was like that kind of aggression that somebody shouldn't be allowed and I know the police probably wouldn't do anything about it but that woman is like ready to take someone down on the road I was like Jesus Christ I know but really bizarre

You can do the little beep, you know, that little one like, I'm trying not to be, I'm trying not to be, I'm trying not to be aggressive, but just a little, like I was going over the dart line the other day, which is our train line.

and there was this boy and he was on his phone and his dog he had this little white dog and his dog was not on the footpath his dog was on the road and he kept like pulling it back and then the dog was back in the road and he's just looking at his phone and I was like every time I tried to go the dog was back in the road so I had to do a little boop and then he just waved at me and he said sorry.

Just rage back then.

What's that?

Oh, and forgetting Sarah Marshall, you know, when he doesn't pick up the dog shit and some guy says something to him and he does that big.

Oh, people are disgusting.

You don't pick up dog poo poo.

Okay.

There's a massive dog shit outside our new house that we're starting renovations on.

I'm like, Jesus, that's not just like a small, that's a massive dog has taken.

A person poo.

Please.