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But the landlord seems quite nice.

But I'm like, do you mind if I... And the one thing I just cannot... And this is... I know you said you thought you're old because you were doing your pretend crosswords.

I know I'm old because for a brief moment when we moved on Monday, I was like, my cooker tap.

So a cooker tap, if no one knows, is a tap that has boiling hot water.

It has filter water and it has fizzy water.

I don't care about the fizzy water really.

But like in London to have filter water and then to have your boiling hot tap.

And I forgot about it.

And luckily, they had an engineer in the area.

And so I had to get it removed from my old house, which then they realised there was a pipe broken somewhere.

So I had to get a plumber over to fix that.

And then he came over to this house.

And then I got to have it in this house.

But that's how I knew I was old.

The trauma of thinking I wasn't going to have a cooker top.

Like, I know it's so pathetic.

And mum's like, well, I don't like it.

I'm like, you don't like it because you still haven't figured out how to use it.

It is literally the easiest thing.

But...