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With a tattoo.

So I'd still have the mole, but it would just not be, it would be a pretend.

And she could do freckles on your nose.

No, I'm not cracking.

That's not, it's actually because someone told me that I might have to get rid of it.

Oh!

we're in the keeping an eye on it stage like just because they tend to get bigger and bigger and bigger yeah and then it's like oh well it's kind of we can't see your face but it's not like it's not like it's not like it's not definite cancerous right no no no it's not cancerous no no no but it's also not definite but if it did happen we'd have to have a little funeral for it oh yeah we'd freeze it off and bury it in the garden I would actually like to cremate it and I would like a few ashes myself yeah I could get a necklace made for you just out of the mole ash like Elton John his kneecap

Exactly.

Do you know what?

Actually, hang on.

Why don't I get you a tube of formaldehyde and I'll just pop them all in there and you can just like wear it as a chain, like that ring that you wear.

People are odd, aren't they?

I'm scared of people.

They're odd.

Really, I am.

I read, I follow this really scary Instagram page and it starts telling me about these terrible murders and I'm like, this can't be good for me.

But it's so fascinating to read and to see like the sentences and stuff people get, but it's like, it's definitely not good for the mind.

Do you know what though as well?

Not that I was planning on doing it about donating your body to medical science.

Do you know sometimes they pull those bodies out after like 30 years and people are still like going through stuff and dissecting stuff.