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Never trust an electrician who's never been shocked.

So if you're working with an electrician, you're like, well, yeah, he's never been shocked.

Don't trust him.

I guess so.

Smart.

Don't trust an IT person who hasn't caused an organization-wide outage at least once.

What?

So in other words, if they're an IT person and they haven't like pushed, you know, like the control alt delete or whatever and shut everything down, don't trust them.

But if they've done it more than five times, also don't trust them.

Is there a DJ one?

Don't trust a DJ who wears Hawaiian shirts?

No, they met him for five minutes in a meet and greet backstage.

There's a kind of a joke in the business.

It's like there's DJs, whenever a celebrity dies, they'll pull out a picture of them with that celebrity and post it.

I don't really have anything against...

Exactly.

MEA starts tomorrow.

If you're a teacher, you're probably working today, but you're not working tomorrow.

Head to the airport.

Remember, TSA is going to be a little slow because I think the TSA workers are still working, but they're not getting paid right now.