Chapter 1: What sparked the Facebook fight discussion?
I got into a Facebook fight last night with a troll. And so I don't know how it showed up in my Facebook algorithm, but somebody posted a picture of an old Ford Pinto. This is an old Ford car. It was a classic back in the day. And I commented something. I said, oh, my mom and dad had one. It was the first reliable car they ever owned.
We had Volkswagens all the time, and they broke down all the time. Here comes this guy. Well, Volkswagens ran forever if your dad would have taken care of it. And I'm like, well, my dad was a military guy. Didn't have a lot of money. He had six kids to raise. He probably couldn't take it into the shop every week.
Yeah.
And he said, wow, it sounds like your dad could have done a whole lot better job with that car. And I'm like, you little B word. I said, I said something like, you know, like, like, I don't know. I said something moderately. Oh, I said, don't be a D word. That's what I said. Don't be a D word. Why be a D word? I mean, why be a D word? Why? Why?
And he said, well, it sounds like your dad had a lot of work on you that he didn't do either. And I'm like, what? Why do people? I think there are people that are powerless or feel powerless or maybe that are in a terrible marriage or job. And they feel like the only way they can feel powerful is to bully strangers on Facebook.
I'm like, I only commented that my mom and dad loved their Ford Pinto.
That's all.
That's kind of all, and I didn't start anything.
Well, you're ugly, too.
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Chapter 2: How do people feel empowered to bully online?
Okay. Would you rather give up kissing or give up all sauces? Oh. Is this a forever situation? This is forever. Forever.
You've got to give up kissing? Yes. Can you still make sweet, sweet love without the kissing?
You can do everything. There's just no lip-to-lip action.
Oh, then yeah. Bye, kiss. No smoochies. Yeah, I mean, you're no more. Oh, my gosh. Imagine having a Culver's burger with no sauce on it.
No hollandaise sauce? No A1 steak sauce? No cane sauce?
Are you kidding me?
No Chick-fil-A sauce on your nuggets?
Come on.
Yeah, goodbye kissing. I agree. Bailey?
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Chapter 3: What are some fun 'Would You Rather' scenarios discussed?
Yeah. Every year.
I mean, yeah, sure. Yeah.
Yeah. I'd say big party. I have a friend who throws a big, big party for his birthday every single year and people look forward to it. So then I would have the cool party that everyone looks forward to. Okay.
Fine.
Fine.
You know I'm a birthday fiend. Yeah, I'm going big party, man. Just because I want people to acknowledge me. What about you, Jenny?
I think I would probably have to go big party, too, only because I'd be so sad to never celebrate it. But after I threw that Burning Man party a few years ago, I told myself I will never do a big party again. It was, like, not fun. Well, it was fun, but, like, it was a lot of work.
You're hosting, and then you get to put everything together.
Yeah, and then you're stressed that everyone's having a good time. So I said, never again. I don't need to have a big party for my birthday. But, yeah.
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Chapter 4: What are the consequences of giving up kissing or sauces?
Gross.
Yeah, it happens. It is Global Hand Washing Day. Oh. And 77% of Americans say they see other people leave the restroom without washing their hands. That is up from last year, so fewer people are washing their hands. Men are the biggest culprits. 85% of women say they always wash their hands in the public restroom compared to 77% of men. Do you do it at home?
If you're home and you go pee, do you go wash your hands?
Yeah. I feel like if I walk out of the bathroom without washing my hands, I will have like a grime on my hands for the rest of time. So I have to wash my hands.
What did you touch in the bathroom while you were peeing that made your hands dirty?
Nothing. It's like the feeling of it. So I have to wash my hands in order to get that feeling to go away. Okay, fair enough.
I agree with Bailey. I'm the same. I always wash my hands everywhere.
It's weird that the study says they've caught people because usually that's the time when you make sure to wash your hands when you know someone else is in there. That way, this study can't exist.
Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely. I mean, if, like, there's a co-worker in the bathroom, you, like, make a big deal out of it. It's like, look at me. I'm using soap over here.
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