6am Hour - Little Boy Taste Buds
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What sparked the Facebook fight discussion?
I got into a Facebook fight last night with a troll. And so I don't know how it showed up in my Facebook algorithm, but somebody posted a picture of an old Ford Pinto. This is an old Ford car. It was a classic back in the day. And I commented something. I said, oh, my mom and dad had one. It was the first reliable car they ever owned. We had Volkswagens all the time, and they broke down all the time. Here comes this guy. Well, Volkswagens ran forever if your dad would have taken care of it. And I'm like, well, my dad was a military guy. Didn't have a lot of money. He had six kids to raise. He probably couldn't take it into the shop every week.
Yeah.
And he said, wow, it sounds like your dad could have done a whole lot better job with that car. And I'm like, you little B word. I said, I said something like, you know, like, like, I don't know. I said something moderately. Oh, I said, don't be a D word. That's what I said. Don't be a D word. Why be a D word? I mean, why be a D word? Why? Why? And he said, well, it sounds like your dad had a lot of work on you that he didn't do either. And I'm like, what? Why do people? I think there are people that are powerless or feel powerless or maybe that are in a terrible marriage or job. And they feel like the only way they can feel powerful is to bully strangers on Facebook. I'm like, I only commented that my mom and dad loved their Ford Pinto.
That's all.
That's kind of all, and I didn't start anything.
Well, you're ugly, too.
This is also a grown man just talking about your dad. Like, get a life. What is this, your mama jokes?
Did you see the person's profile?
Was it a car?
No, it wasn't a car. Give me details.
Of course I looked. I don't remember. It was one of those where you can only see the closed profiles. You can see their profile picture, which is like a sunset or a dog or something like that. So I don't know. You just got to learn to let things go. Give me a yawn. What did I do?
Leave me alone, but in a little kid voice. Give me a yawn.
Okay.
Okay, got it. Good morning. We're going to run some situations by you and figure out which one you would rather do. You ready?
Yeah, I have so much rathers. First off is, would you rather have a romantic date with your partner or a girls' night or boys' night out? Which would you choose, Dave?
can i pick weekend alone or night alone instead no no um i would say date with my partner okay yeah so excited about that well i don't really have boys that i go out with so i would have to by default i would have to say date with susan okay font opposite because i'm always with alissa so i could do a nice uh guy's night out do laser tag or something what about you jenny
I would definitely do, if I had one, a romantic date with my partner.
Okay. Bailey?
Girls' night.
Okay.
Girls' night.
How do people feel empowered to bully online?
Okay. Would you rather give up kissing or give up all sauces? Oh. Is this a forever situation? This is forever. Forever.
You've got to give up kissing? Yes. Can you still make sweet, sweet love without the kissing?
You can do everything. There's just no lip-to-lip action.
Oh, then yeah. Bye, kiss. No smoochies. Yeah, I mean, you're no more. Oh, my gosh. Imagine having a Culver's burger with no sauce on it.
No hollandaise sauce? No A1 steak sauce? No cane sauce?
Are you kidding me?
No Chick-fil-A sauce on your nuggets?
Come on.
Yeah, goodbye kissing. I agree. Bailey?
No seasoned sour cream, Jenny?
None of it. None of it. Yeah, I'd take the sauce. So you would give up kissing? Yeah. And Vaughn, you'd give up kissing? Yes. Oh my gosh, you guys. Kissing's the best. I'd definitely stick with the kissing. Jenny loves soft food. And you dry food. No, I don't. She loves dry food. No, trust me, the amount of mayo I put on a sandwich yesterday was aggressive, and that sandwich would not have been the same without it. All right, last one we'll do here is... Would you never, would you rather never be able to celebrate your birthday or have to throw a big, huge party every year for it?
I would never celebrate your birthday. Yeah. I would do the big party. Yeah.
Okay.
I would do that.
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