Wade

Yeah, nothing like that.

Anyway, Bob, how's your fridge?

you're new is the new is the you guys remember when wade's toilet leaked water for like two years straight yes i did just this year i had to replace all the toilets that happened again this year dude my mind was blown because i was on tiktok just browsing and i saw someone in a drowned man shirt and it was just like they were doing a completely different bit not related they were just wearing it casually and i'm like oh my oh my god oh my god that's cool yeah it's very weird yeah

No, seriously.

Their 5G home internet speeds are officially the fastest, which means that when you're downloading all your movies that aren't mine, every single one except for mine, you'll get them at the fastest speeds possible, along with all your video calls and uploading files and maybe even streaming something in the background, you know.

Radon is a radioactive gas that has no smell, color, or taste.

Produced from the natural radioactive decay of uranium, which is found in all rocks and soils.

That was eBay.

Well, that's unfortunate, so Wade is irradiated.

I mean, I have lenses that are somewhat radioactive, but I think it's okay.

Yeah, you really should stop blocking the radon with the top of your head.

You should go chin up sometimes.

Good luck.

I don't know, man.

Just as an exit tool for a conversation I don't want to be in.

That was great.

See ya.

I swear to God, they must have been chucking maple syrup bottles into your chimney and it went down into your furnace.

Do you know what a Geiger counter is?

I don't know what a Geiger counter is.