Wade
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We trained our dog to react to me screaming nonsense words out of nowhere very hysterically.
It's because they're real, Wade.
Okay, the rest of that stuff is technological gobble gobble.
Ouija boards are made of wood and like plastic and glass and whatever, and it's just real.
It's just the spirits reaching out and sending you a message, okay?
You look over at the window and the Ouija board is pressed up against the window and the thing is just frantically pointing at yes.
The Ouija board is all yes, yes, yes.
Real Ouija boards are hand-hewn by Monsieur Ouija himself, obviously.
They only come from the Ouija part of France.
You were using a sparkling board.
It's the same board that we used for Drowned Man.
Oh, well, then you know it works.
So you're going to burn that house down now that you moved into the new one?
I don't want to be the Fiery Man.