Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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From tales of goblins to fables of specters. Yes. It's time for Ghostly Moments.
Bob, do you have ghosts in front of you? In front of me? Is there a window in front of you or something?
No.
Are you referring to this? Yeah, I saw a shadowy figure. What is going... It looks like a window and someone's walking by it. What is that?
I'm in a basement. Let's be very clear about this. I'm in a basement. This is a TV that's off that is reflective, but what it usually reflects is my monitors. And I just saw that. Yeah, you saw that too. Someone walked by. You can see my hand in the monitor, right? You could see like right here when I...
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Chapter 2: What are the spooky themes introduced in the episode?
Yeah, our angle, I can't, but I believe you. I swear, something walked by. I saw that, because you made me look at it right where the head... It looked like... What is that?
What is that? I saw it. What is it? I'm in a basement. You got ghost, man.
What's happening? My monitors are all static except for your images right now. Good luck putting that in a YouTube short, editors.
Chapter 3: What ghostly experiences do the hosts share?
Man, Bob, if this is a prank, it's a good one.
Dude, if this is a prank, I'm pranking my own self here too. What the fuck is happening?
Hey, I'll give you 20 bucks to stand in front of this light while I'm recording an episode and just walk back and forth.
I'm in a basement. There are like basement windows, but there's no way that they're reflect, that's what's reflected because they're covered by horizontal slats.
It keeps happening.
Man, I didn't mean to derail your episode, but yeah. I have no fucking idea what that is.
Well, what's reflecting right now in that top part? Like, what is that green line?
I don't know.
Watch right here, right? You can see my hand shadow right there. That's my hand in front of my monitors. What is up... Wait, I can obstruct that. Yeah. It's a...
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Chapter 4: How do the hosts react to possible supernatural occurrences?
You're welcome.
It honestly looks like someone is walking back and forth in front of the reflection. I'm alone in a basement. I don't know what to tell you. Are you? I hope so. I don't know. Oh, they walked the other way. It did go the other way. I saw that. If a face appears and stays there, maybe we'll talk to it. Maybe that'll be the episode. I don't like that. I don't like that.
Oh, this is not a big thing, but it's preparation.
Okay, so the day the mountains fall, I want you all to close your eyes, okay? Imagine, imagine, imagine, imagine, imagine. I went searching for the truth, and, like a fool, I found it. But, some truths are best left undiscovered. Well, I turned around, and there was, uh, it was bigger than I could imagine.
The hikers claimed that when they turned around, it seemed as though their friend had simply vanished.
When I turned around, my whole farm was gone.
I don't believe in ghosts!
But, when I turned around,
This is Morbid Mysteries of the Missing Millennium. Viewer discretion is advised. If I swallow this right now and die, will you give me the point? That's worth at least two points, I guess. Yeah. Everyone pull over to the side of the road. You got to watch this one.
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Chapter 5: What insights are shared about ghost hunting equipment?
But I went ghost hunting down at Bob Mackey's, which is in Newport, Kentucky. It's like a bar that has a history of being owned by the mob and people being interrogated in the basement and other such events. We went down there and filmed some stuff and nobody would do the Ouija board with me except for DLive.
Everybody was afraid, like even non-believers were like, ah, Ouija board, which I don't get it. What is so special about a Ouija? Like you'll get a spirit box. You'd be like, ghost, show yourself. Give me, pinch me. Suck my balls, ghost. Punch me, ghost. But if you touch a Ouija board, you're like, what is your name? They're like, oh, don't ask that. Not on a Ouija board.
And the Ouija board's like says fucking Parker Brothers on the bottom, so it's a goddamn kid's toy. But for some reason, it's the scariest ghost hunting device, and I don't understand it.
It's because they're real, Wade. Okay, the rest of that stuff is technological gobble gobble. Ouija boards are made of wood and like plastic and glass and whatever, and it's just real. It's just the spirits reaching out and sending you a message, okay?
People are walking around with their holy water, their cameras, their EMF readers, all the other devices. And they're like, ghost, pinch me, throw a table at me, do something. And I'm like, what year were you born? They're like, oh, you fucking fool. That's a Ouija board. So we wrap up and we're coming home. And I was like, hey, can you guys carry this out? I was like packing up equipment.
I was like trying to get someone to carry the Ouija board. No one would touch it. My sister went with this and she was like, I'm not taking that back home with me because it was their Ouija board. She's like, you can have it. So I brought the Ouija board back and now I own a Ouija board that everyone thinks is possessed by a demon.
And when my mom started fucking screaming jalapeno, I was like, oh my God, they were right.
She's possessed. You look over at the window and the Ouija board is pressed up against the window and the thing is just frantically pointing at yes. The Ouija board is all yes, yes, yes.
Yeah, but that was the only thing that could possibly have explained jalapeno until she told me what the hell was going on. But ghost hunting, man, is it more expensive than I thought? And it's like four or five hours of being in a very uncomfortable building, uncomfortably with not much happening. Maybe it's because you got a cheap Parker Brothers one and not an actual authentic.
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