Wade

Am I frauding if I put money in the mail?

If you don't mean it.

If it's just a joke, if you're like, I'll send you $500, but you have to send me $1,000 back, but then I'll send you $500 back and then we'll be even.

I mean, is that a crime?

Yeah, it's probably a crime.

What about that company that sent a bunch of nickels out in the envelopes way back when?

That's just stupid.

Okay.

Whenever we used to do a proof of purchase mails, like for our cereal boxes, is that kind of like mailing money?

Yeah, crime.

It's all just an elaborate system designed to trick you into committing crime so that they've got dirt on you for later.

I don't think I have anything that interesting to talk about myself, so it's a good thing I'm the one hosting this.

What happened?

I don't know.

Unless you guys have any objection, I'm going to dive into the episode.

So I think I'm going to need it for next time.

Interesting, interesting.

Well, we'll see who loses.

I'm not going to let you have that one for free.

If the wheels have had anything to say about it lately, we have no idea what the hell is about to happen.