I'm A Doctor!
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible. this episode. Wastrel Wade aches for the antiquated, nibbles his digits, and asks for assistance. Bifurcating Bob returns from the House of Mouse, identifies crimes, administers assassination deterrents, lobotomies, and engorged genu. Mucusy Mark the Mic Master snars caffeine, offers dental deletion, and Brazilian bald cures. From sarcastic Satanism to traffic trebuchets, Yes, it's time for I'm a Doctor. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. Hello, everyone. Welcome back to another episode of Distractible. I'm today's host, Wade, because I won whatever we did last time, apparently. Joining me as always is one of my co-hosts, Mark and Bob.
That's me. I'm one of those. I'm the other one. You'll never figure out which is which. We sound the same. Exactly the same. Exactly the same. What a great bit.
How does the show introduce the concept of distractions?
Come on, man. What the hell? What the hell? Sorry, that's not sarcastic. I meant it genuinely. It's going to be one of those episodes. We haven't even told you your episode idea was stupid and then decided not to engage with it yet. Wait till we're mean first. Oh, man. Wait till you guys find out how weird today's episode is. It's weird seven weird.
Well, let's skip weird six, I guess.
Six is a bad number. Fuck weird six. Yeah, yeah. I've always thought. Come on, guys. what you're you're a seven guy i am seven is your number yeah but six is like satan and stuff you know hail satan that's what we say right here we say that all the time two out of three of us love that it's my favorite vocal warm-up well get on the call and just go hail satan And there it is. All right, go. We got Mark in a voice clip saying it to it. Feel better. All that was just set up just to get Mark's clip. I really needed that one.
Sorry if I'm snotting. I just getting over a pretty bad sickness. So I apologize if I'm sniffling through the episode.
You got a mossy lung. If you've never joined before, it's a show where one of us hosts has to compete for points. Whoever has the most at the end wins and goes next episode. As per usual, we smart... We smart... We smart with start... Oh, editors, cut that out. Try again, buddy. Make my lips look right. We start with smart talk. No! Yes! Smart! Why smart talk? I don't know if I'm up to smart talk today. Oh, God, yeah. Feeling pretty dumb. Per usual, we start with small talk. Nailed it. First try. Anything new in your lives, please talk so I don't have to. I got plenty. I got plenty. New microphone.
Every era of my channel is defined by my microphone. Which is this? I think it's something something 8,000.
What unique inventions are proposed to solve everyday problems?
I miss PG-42, Mark. I gotta be honest. Oh, you remember even the name of the... Dude, I still use the PG-42 that you got me. It's fucking great.
It's a great microphone. It was a great microphone. Way big step up, and then they discontinued it for some reason.
I can't imagine why. That's a fantastic microphone.
Anyway, this one is concerning because it sounds good. I think I like it, but it's got a heat sink in the back. You can't really tell... So this is a heat sink. A heat sink? And I've never known my past microphones to have a heating problem. Like, they've never felt warm or anything.
This feels hot. Why is it hot? I don't know. Maybe it's meant for lewd content so it knows that things might get a little spicy. Halfway through this episode, just like... But it sounds great, guys. I feel like I gotta keep using it. Uh, I'm clearly not in the bowling alley house anymore. So that's good. That's good. James had a hell of a time in Disney.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:41
2
How does the show introduce the concept of distractions?
1:41–3:39
3
What unique inventions are proposed to solve everyday problems?
3:39–6:05
4
How do the hosts compare their inventions?
6:05–8:39
5
What humorous anecdotes are shared about personal experiences?
8:39–13:13
6
How do the hosts react to their inventions' effectiveness?
13:13–17:16
7
What philosophical questions arise during the discussion?
17:16–21:56
8
How does the episode conclude with reflections on the topics discussed?
21:56–49:18