Wade

I don't know who Gary is, but I don't know his gun.

You don't know who Gary is, and you don't need to know who Gary is.

All you need to know is that there is a man named Gary, and he has a gun, and he is watching you to see if you bite your nails.

And he's not authorized to kill you on the first try, but it escalates pretty quickly.

that's it that's the whole invention creates jobs very effective one way or another you're never gonna buy your nails again gone gary patent pending this feels a little breaking bad i feel like there's gonna be like a laser pointer aimed at me at random points whenever my nails approach my mouth no he's not secretive he's just in the room with you for the rest of your life

Oh, there's an upgrade you can get at one point if you feel like your nail biting addiction is sort of cured.

You could go to Stealth Gungary and you'll never really know if he's there or not for sure because he'll keep his distance.

But until you are ready for that upgrade, Gungary just follows you around.

This is so capitalist of you to have upgrades and DLCs for Gungary.

And it is a monthly subscription.

And if you want him to ever talk to you, there's an upgrade.

That's their tier two subscription plan.

And if you want him to ever talk to you and be nice or not lie to you when he does talk to you, that's the top tier subscription.

Those are unrelated services.

There's sort of an upgrade.

But basic Gungary service will cure you of what ails you if what ails you is biting your nails.

I imagine instead of like a pop-up window, just occasionally whenever like the exact time hits, he'll just like interrupt his own sentence or whatever you're doing to be like, your subscription is about to expire.

Would you like to renew?

I don't like that.

I don't like the real life version of how that sounds, but sounds effective.