Wade

I'm concerned about that part, but otherwise, I mean, chucking some people in traffic with a catapult to help them, of course.

That sounds fantastic.

Or punishment.

I would never say that part out loud, but...

Very under the table.

Or over it.

Normal human laughter.

Bob, how do you solve my traffic problems?

Hi, I'm Bear Lee Legal, and I'm here with a solution to all of your traffic problems.

You might want to rethink the name, but I... No, no, no, I love it.

It's a legal solution, barely, to all of your problems.

Look, there's already a solution for this.

This is used by the military and in certain specific settings, but this used so sparingly, it's just a waste.

We've all heard of the LRAD, or Long Range Acoustic Device.

It's a big speaker that can basically make such a terrible sound that it physically suppresses human beings or anything else with ears.

If you mount one of my barely legal LRADs on the front of your car, everyone will always be out of your way.

They basically couldn't stand to not get out of your way.

It will solve all of your driving problems and basically only your driving problems for the rest of your life.

And as far as we know, this is legal, probably, depending on what state you live in and exactly how loud the sound is that you have your LRAD produce.

It's probably safe for you, and it's probably legal, we think, and it's very, very affordable-ish, depending on how much you value your time and driving experience.