Warren Buffett

We cover the joys of old age and discuss such exciting topics as the relative merits of our canes. In my case, the utility is limited to the avoidance of falling flat on my face, but Birdie regularly one-ups me by asserting that she enjoys an additional benefit. When a woman uses a cane, she tells me, men quit hitting on her.

Birdie's explanation is that the male ego is such that little old ladies with canes simply aren't an appropriate target. Presently, I have no data to counter her assertion, but I have suspicions. At the meeting, I can't see much from the stage, and I would appreciate if the attendees would keep an eye on Birdie. Let me know if the cane is really doing the job.

Birdie's explanation is that the male ego is such that little old ladies with canes simply aren't an appropriate target. Presently, I have no data to counter her assertion, but I have suspicions. At the meeting, I can't see much from the stage, and I would appreciate if the attendees would keep an eye on Birdie. Let me know if the cane is really doing the job.

Birdie's explanation is that the male ego is such that little old ladies with canes simply aren't an appropriate target. Presently, I have no data to counter her assertion, but I have suspicions. At the meeting, I can't see much from the stage, and I would appreciate if the attendees would keep an eye on Birdie. Let me know if the cane is really doing the job.

My bet is that she will be surrounded by males. For those of a certain age, the scene will bring back memories of Scarlett O'Hara and her horde of male admirers in Gone with the Wind.

My bet is that she will be surrounded by males. For those of a certain age, the scene will bring back memories of Scarlett O'Hara and her horde of male admirers in Gone with the Wind.

My bet is that she will be surrounded by males. For those of a certain age, the scene will bring back memories of Scarlett O'Hara and her horde of male admirers in Gone with the Wind.

Jack, I think that's it too. I think I'm ready for some shut-eye.

Jack, I think that's it too. I think I'm ready for some shut-eye.

Jack, I think that's it too. I think I'm ready for some shut-eye.

Somewhere in between Warren saying investment thesis and insurance premiums, I've popped two melatonins, Jack.

Somewhere in between Warren saying investment thesis and insurance premiums, I've popped two melatonins, Jack.

Somewhere in between Warren saying investment thesis and insurance premiums, I've popped two melatonins, Jack.

We want to get to know you.

We want to get to know you.

We want to get to know you.

Experience with them. They're an act of war to some degree.

Experience with them. They're an act of war to some degree.

I mean, the tooth fairy doesn't pay a lot. You always have to ask that question. You love that joke.

I mean, the tooth fairy doesn't pay a lot. You always have to ask that question. You love that joke.