The Best One Yet
đ¤ âSnooze Podâ â We read Warren Buffettâs Shareholder Letter (to put you to sleep) đ´
Sat, 08 Mar 2025
Since we all lose an hour of sleep during Daylight Savings tonight, we whipped up a podcast to help you fall asleep: Weâre reading Warren Buffettâs Annual Shareholder Letter for Berkshire Hathaway. The worldâs most legendary investor, Warren outlines how he makes every financial decision. But itâs still a *shareholder letter*, so youâll drift off somewhere between the 5th and 9th time Warren mentions âinvestment thesis.âSo grab your pajamas and get under the spreadsheets, itâs time to enjoy the 2nd annual⌠Stock Market Snooze Pod: The Sleepiest One Yet.(And hereâs the whole letter if youâd like to read along from bed too): https://www.berkshirehathaway.com/letters/2024ltr.pdfSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Chapter 1: How will this podcast help me sleep?
This is Nick.
And this is Jack.
And today's pod is the sleepiest one yet. We're here for our second annual Stock Market Snooze Pod.
Yetis, you're about to lose one hour of sleep because of daylight savings.
So besties, we're going to help drift you off to bed, get some great sleep with the boringest business story that we could find. Because Jack and I are about to read.
Word by word. Line by line. Number by number, the entire corporate annual report of one surprise company.
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Chapter 2: What is the significance of Warren Buffettâs shareholder letter?
We're about to read the latest shareholder letter written by Warren Buffett. The letter written by the greatest investor in the world. He published it last week, but we'll put you to sleep with it tonight.
You could grab some more milk or you could pop a melatonin.
Or you could listen to us read 2,436 words from Berkshire Hathaway's annual shareholder letter.
We're making business news for your beauty rest.
We're turning Wall Street into Wall Sleep. So shut your eyes and open your ears, besties. Close your spreadsheets and open your bedsheets. Let's travel back to Omaha, Nebraska. As a 94-year-old Warren Buffett describes how he makes every single investment of his life.
Yetis, today's pod is the best one yet. Because today's pod is the sleepiest one yet. Jack, let's hit our...
One story. You're either going to be really fascinated by this letter or it'll put you right to sleep.
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