The Best One Yet

🪙 “”Stablecoins” — Interview with Circle CEO Jeremy Allaire (Philosopher of the Coin)

03 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Jeremy Allaire is the founder and CEO of Circle, the company behind USDC -- the world's largest regulated stablecoin with over $73 billion in circulat...

💰 “UFO” — SpaceX’s Unique Financial Offering. Allbirds’ fallbirds. Alex Cooper’s Reality Games. +Typos for titans

02 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

SpaceX filed to go public… But this IPO will be a Unique Financial Offering.Allbirds sold for 99% off, from $4B to $40M… the big lesson is an inco...

🎂 “i50th” — Apple’s b’day tribute. Estate Sales Entrepreneurs. Also’s $1B DoorDash bike. +ProteinPod

01 Apr 2026

Contributed by Lukas

April 1st, 1976: Apple was born. We chronicle it through Steve Jobs… And tell ya what’s coming for the next 50.Gen Z is taking advantage of Estate...

🪩 “Austin Powers Effect” — The End of Trends. Louis Vuitton’s insane ship. Aluminum’s LaCroix crush. +Stolen KitKat Picassos

31 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

It’s been 30 years since Austin Powers, which was 30 years from the 1960s… That explains innovation today.Hold onto your LaCroixs: The Iran War po...

🙋 “Rent-A-Human” — AI’s wildest startup. KFC’s pickle plan. Predictions’ Corruption Detector. +Sleepcations

30 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Bots proactively renting humans to do physical tasks for them?... “Rent-A-Human” is now a biz.KFC launched a pickle jacket… because the best mar...

👞 “Shoes Stay On” — Clear vs TSA. Uniqlo’s Dodger Stadium pitch. Pam Anderson’s anti-AI. +Fridge Ads

27 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The winner of your 4-hour TSA airport line… Clear Secure. This is their one shot.Uniqlo is renaming Dodger Stadium & taking over America… with...

🛌 “Air Mattress” — United’s premium pivot. Labubu’s bubble pop. Social media’s verdict. +Dogfooding

26 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

3 seats on 1 side of the plane can become a bed on United… Because they’re killing coach.Labubu stock dropped 23%… Will it end up like Mickey Mo...

🦄 “+1,500%” — Secret SpaceX Stock. Gap’s AI hoodie. Salt & Stone’s Nascar deodorant. +Jargon Bulls**tmeter.

25 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The Gap just launched AI shopping with Google… And Sam Altman’s got hoodie FOMO.A secretive venture capital stock already owns SpaceX & Anthro...

🛒 “Always Optimal Prices” — Walmart’s algorithm patent. Babylist’s influencer store. Blackrock’s risk-on letter. +$400 Kelp Makeup DJ

24 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Babylist is selling $500M a year to parents… and its NYC store has an influencer studio.Walmart’s making all of its price tags digital… Surge Pr...

🥷 “Make $1K Today” — Car Negotiation 101. Super Chip Smuggling. Fancy Steak Insurance. +Umass’ Michelin food

23 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

A YouTube star makes $2.4M negotiating car prices like a ninja… Here’s his top negotiating tip.Texas Roadhouse beat Olive Garden despite record be...

🪦 “RIP META” — Zuck’s metaverse kill. K-Pop’s Demon concert. Asia’s 4-day oil week. +Guinness inspector

20 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Netflix is bringing K-Pop Demon Hunters on a concert tour… because sequels are for suckers.Zuck just killed the Metaverse… so does Meta need a new...

🏀 “Bank of Shaq” — JPM’s Council of Athletes. Swarmer’s 500% Drone IPO. Banksy’s secret art biz. +Disney’s craziest ideas

19 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Swarmer’s drone stock surged 1,100% since its IPO… and it reminds us of The Bachelor.The mystery artist Banksy just had his real identity revealed...

💸 “The Rich Fee” — Uber Eats’ spy pricing. Nvidia’s Coachella for Chips. The Spa/Pilates Economy. +Don’t Invest in Duke

18 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Nvidia’s hosting the Coachella for Chips… and dropped 20 press releases to celebrate it.Say hello the Botox & Boxing Economy… For the 1st ti...

🍫 “Regina George’d” — David calorie controversy. AI’s Brain Fry. Dick’s Sporting madness. +St. Paddy’s Stock Luck

17 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Does David Protein have 2x the calories & 6x the fat?... We jumped into this nutritional class Action lawsuit.How many AI agents can you use?... T...

🐉 “Pickachu hates AI” — Nintendo’s Pokemon surprise. Quince’s $10B dupe. Rivian’s Valley of Death. +Red Carpet secret

16 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Nintendo surged 18% in 2 weeks thanks to 30-year old Pokemon… and it hates AI.Quince just hit a valuation twice as good as Skims… thanks to caviar...

🔥 “LIVE with Kara Swisher from DC” — Silicon Valley is Kindergarten for Billionaires (Uncensored)

13 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The most famous tech journalist, Kara Swisher, joined us on-stage at our LIVE show in Arlington as part of the IPO Tour (our “In-Person Offering”)...

⭐ “DC LIVE Show” — Cava’s secret club. Gen Z’s Mall-renaissance. F-35’s main character jet. +CIA’s spy investors

12 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Live… from Washington… it’s The Best One Yet!We performed live at DC’s wild Arlington Drafthouse. Some extra razzle dazzle & sprinkle dink...

🍰“AI’s 5-Layer Cake” — Nvidia’s epic explainer. LEGO’s verb’ing. Nio’s battery-swap cars. +End of Athleisure

11 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Lego had its best year ever, launching 2 new sets every day… Thanks to a lesson from sports.Nvidia’s Jensen Huang wrote his first blog post in 6 y...

🌝 “Post-Swift Era” — Ticketmaster’s Google moment. Calvin Klein’s JFK Jr miss. Trump’s Iran TACO? +Beyond Meat’s rename

10 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Stagflation had entered the chat… But the President reversed everything with a tweet.Calvin Klein’s is viral thanks to FX’s “Love Story” abo...

🔵 “$400M Latte” — Blue Bottle’s acquisition. Oil’s everything tax. Startup-maxxing surge. +Solo Dining Surge

09 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Founder-Maxxing is the new trend… America is losing jobs, but gaining entrepreneurs.Blue Bottle Coffee was just acquired by China’s Luckin for $40...

🏁 “Kars 4 Kims” — Formula 1’s girlfriend bet. Robinhood’s platinum card. Iran’s Insider Predicting. +Burger King bites back

06 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Formula 1 racing starts tomorrow and it comes down to 3 biz keys… Cadillac, Apple, and Kim Kardashian.Robinhood’s $695 Platinum Card is made of *r...

💻 “MacValue Meal” — Apple’s $599 laptop. Soulja Boy’s AI phone. Iran’s bull case. +Taser Alarm Clock

05 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Apple launched its cheapest laptop ever… we think repeats a mistake Tesla made.Soulja Boy is the 1st rapper to clone his voice with AI… to sell B2...

🤙 “High School Millionaire” — Cal AI’s crazy acquisition. Iran’s drone game. McDonald’s cringe-burger. +New Song car-crash

04 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

McD’s CEO went viral for awkwardly eating its new burger… but it smells like a 90s marketing McTastrophe.Iran’s $20k drones cost us $4M to shoot...

🛡️ “War-folios” — Iran market reaction. Dutch Bros’ energy. Anthropic’s moral marketing. + Fitbit for farting

03 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Oil’s up, airlines are down, and so is Chipotle… We look at how War in Iran hits everything markets.Dutch Bros is now the #3 coffee chain… but i...

💉 “Corporate Botox” — Block’s 50% firing. Coach Handbags’ anthropologist. Netflix’s wedding crashers. +Burger King AI Please

02 Mar 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Jack Dorsey fired ½ of Block’s employees… So is AI Corporate Ozempic or Corporate Botox?Coach hired an Anthropologist to study your room… and i...

🤠 “LIVE with Poppi Co-founders Allison & Stephen Ellsworth — Pepsi’s $2B Power Couple

27 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Husband and wife Allison and Stephen Ellsworth have 3 kids and 3 Super Bowl commercials - Because together they created Poppi, the better-for-you soda...

🤠 “Austin LIVE Show” — AI Mermaids. Levi’s skinny deregulation. Uber’s Swiss Army Knife. +Topo Chico shortage

26 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Live… from Austin… it’s The Best One Yet!We performed live at Austin’s famous State Theater. Some extra razzle dazzle & sprinkle dinkle —...

🕶️ “Smuggle, Inc.” — Mexican Drug Cartels’ biz. Crocs’ microdrama. AI’s Sci-Fi essay. +Self-Blowing Snowblower

25 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Why are Mexican Drug cartels so hard to stop?... Because they're run like the Fortune 500Crocs' comeback plan is microdramas... 4-minute sultry soap o...

😰 “Human-shaming” — Sam Altman’s bubble. Axe’s bodyspray rebound. Milan’s Brexit win. +Hockey tooth recession

24 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Axe Body Spray has a comeback plan… help users use less Axe Body Spray.10 years after Brexit, Milan is shining as the winner… Milan is the new Lon...

🔙 “Reverse Uno” — Tariffs’ mogging. Ice Cream’s exit. Nike’s ACG mystery. +The 1st Handshake

23 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The Supreme Court just tossed a Reverse Uno Card on Trump’s tariffs… Trade War over?Nestle is selling off its $1B ice cream biz… because everyon...

🤏 “Zuck’s Tiny Taxes” — What Billionaires pay. New Balance’s surge. Ring’s puppy problem. +Jamie Dimon’s bar

20 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

New Balance’s sales have surged 180% in 5 years to $19B… all thanks to 1 single meeting.Amazon’s new service will find your lost dog… but it’...

⛷️ “Gnarly Numbers” — Vail’s ski-pocalypse. Robinhood’s VC IPO. Stanley’s manly pivot. +$700K Girl Scout Cookie

19 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Robinhood revealed the companies their VC fund invested in… because it’s IPOing this month.Stanley’s Quencher sales are dropping… so it’s pi...

🇳🇴 “Viking Victory” — How Norway wins. Budweiser’s revenge. Apple’s video podcasts. +Slytherin’s’ Lunar New Year

18 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Norway has the most winter olympic medals ever… Their strategy? Joy is the new “invisible hand” of economics.Alcohol’s disappearing, but Budwe...

🚁 “Unmanned everything” — Olympics drone’s highlight. Stocks’ Grim Reaper. Save the Allbirds. +Ski Job Bonus

17 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Gold medal for NBC Olympics? Goes to the drones… which is low-key dominated by China.Tech stocks are 6% off their all-time-highs… but the rest of ...

👯 “Ladies Brunch” — Galentine’s $2.4B day. AI’s viral warning. Polymarket’s free grocery. +Sweethearts’ econ candy.

13 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

That viral blog post about AI taking your job… reveals our economy’s Catch 22.Galentine’s Day has become a $2.4B spending day… Because the bes...

💝 “The Gift She Wants” — Cartier’s Gen Z watch. AI’s 174-year-old glass. Mattel’s Barbie Bummer. +Olympic side hustles

12 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Taylor Swift was wearing Cartier in her engagement announcement… now it’s Gen Z’s Rolex.The winner of AI is a 175-year-old glass biz… Corning ...

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 “9pm Mystery” — Date Drop’s college takeover. MrBeast’s teen bank. Eddie Bauer’s crapitalism. +Google’s 100-Year Bond.

11 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Eddie Bauer rose thanks to capitalism... It’s now bankrupt thanks to “Crapitalism.”72% of Stanford undergrads are using Date Drop… It’s take...

🏈🫧 “Super Bubble” — AI’s ad curse. Ferrari’s electric iCar. Grubhub’s fee prohibition. +Bad Bunny’s Instagram wipe

10 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The #1 theme of the Super Bowl commercials?... An AI Super Bubble.Ferrari’s 1st ever electric car is designed by iPhone’s Jony Ive… but it’s a...

🇺🇸 “Team Polo” — Ralph Lauren’s Olympic win. Jennifer Garner’s baby IPO. Snap’s glasses revenge. +Black History’s founder.

09 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The real winner of the Olympics? Ralph Lauren… the stock’s near a gold-medal all-time-high.Actor Jennifer Garner’s baby food biz IPO’d… Once...

🐰 “El Supertazón” — Bad Bunny’s business. Anthropic’s book destruction. Chipotle’s $100K rule. +Football Birkin Bags

06 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Anthropic is trolling OpenAI, but they got here… by destroying 1 million books.Chipotle is raising guac prices… it’s ok with ppl making less tha...

🍌 “Ripe $$$” — Instacart’s banana strategy. Bitcoin’s Ice Age. Kindred’s Airbnb swap. +SF Super Bowl conspiracy

05 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Bitcoin has officially wiped out all its gains from the Trump presidency… it’s a mini ice age.Instacart’s Super Bowl ad is all about bananas… ...

🚀 “$XXX” — SpaceX’s sugardaddy deal. Zebra’s Super Bowl stock. Pepsi’s price cut. +Minivan Millennial Dad.

04 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

One company is tracking every football at the Super Bowl… And it’s a publicly-traded stock.Elon Musk is merging SpaceX and Xai… It’s a sugarda...

🍸 “$haken” — Martinis’ alcohol defiance. Moltbot’s AI Facebook. Disney’s Musical TikTok. + Nike/Costco shoe

03 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Moltbot has gone viral with a chatbot social network… AI Agents are chatting with other AI.Disney’s parks biz hit an ATH… but the real story is ...

👋 “Meet the New Boss” — Kevin’s Fed. Super Bowl commercial dating. Brag Book job hack. +Secret Starbucks store

02 Feb 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Serena Williams’ super bowl spot is already viral… But it actually cost 3x more than the sticker price.Get to know the next Fed Chair: Kevin Warsh...

🌅 “Afternoon Delight” — Starbucks’ All-day bet. Khabe Lame’s Influencer stock. Apple’s AI rental. +Silk Diapers

30 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

We went to Starbucks’ Investor Day… To keep the Siren growing, Starbucks wants your afternoon delight.TikTok star Khabe Lamy just sold his handle ...

⛸️ “$200K per Olympian” — Billionaires philanthropy splurge. Tesla’s young avocado tree. Phia’s $100M fashion butler. +Cursing Promotion Hack

29 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Olympic athletes get $200K, babies get CEO money... It’s a golden era for billionaire donations.Tesla announced bad earnings but the stock rose… B...

📖 “70% Rule of Excellence” — Reading’s business ROI. Vital Farms’ egg-troversy. Instagram’s Big Tobacco suit. +Pokémon’s AI test

28 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The best business ideas came from reading 1 sentence… Because 70th percentile 3 times makes you a 99 percenter.Vital Farms’ $1B egg stock is dropp...

🧻 “TP to AI” — Toto toilets’ tech pivot. Minnesota’s CEO moment. Graza’s olive oil envy. +Spend-vesting

27 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

69 of Minnesota’s most powerful CEOs are changing things… in Minneapolis and the country.  Graza sold 150M of viral squeezable olive oil...

🤝 “TikTaken” — TikTok (finally) sold. Diet Coke vs Coke Zero. Madison Square Garden 5.0. +Chimney Sweep Surge

26 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Why is Diet Pepsi dropping, but Pepsi Zero surging?... Boomers do Diet, Zoomers do Zero.Penn Station finally got a $7.5B glam-up proposal… But it al...

🏒 “Booty Check” — Heated Rivalry’s $$$ surge. Apple’s AI “iPin”. Dimon vs. Trump. +Soft Partying

23 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Heated Rivalry is HBO Max’s gay romance hit… and it’s boosting NHL ticket sales.Apple’s AI wearable device is reportedly… an always watching...

🚽 “No Door?” — Hotels’ Disappearing Bathrooms. Davos’ T-Day. Amazon’s Maxxing Store. +See-through Lulu

22 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Hotels are making bathrooms doorless to save $$... and it’s a microcosm of our economy.Davos just had the biggest day in its 55-year history… Trum...

🧊 “Sell America” — Greenland’s stock drop. Netflix’s Matt Damon formula. Aldi’s parking lot.

21 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

President Trump has spanked a trade civil war… America’s historic allies are getting tarrif’d.Netflix revealed earnings… but Matt Damon reveal...

👠 “Devil Wears Gap” — The Gap’s fashion-tainment. Spotify’s fitness play. BYOPower. +2016 stocks.

20 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Spotify is popping prices again and playing us AI music… Its next move? Spotify Sweat.The Gap just hired a Chief Entertainment Officer… because ev...

💄 “Makeup King” — Elf Beauty CEO Tarang Amin’s Interview with TBOY

19 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

The CEO of e.l.f. Beauty says charging $38 for lip oil is "immoral."In this fun exclusive interview, e.l.f.’s CEO Tarang Amin explains why he thinks...

💊 “Dr. Altman” — ChatGPT’s Health launch. Daktronics’ football jumbotrons. Elf CEO Tarang Amin. +Dating Sunday

16 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

OpenAI & Anthropic pulled a Grey’s Anatomy and launched health bots… it’s healthcare’s ozempic moment.Daktronics’ built the biggest jumb...

😈 “Gayborhood” — Grindr’s gay super-app. Saks’ hippo bankruptcy. Airbnb for Diggers. +McConnaughey’s trademark

15 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

After 159 years, Saks 5th Ave is bankrupt… And Louis Vuitton is holding the dagger.Grindr’s internal strategy leaked… They’re building a “gA...

🏓 “Fruition-izing” — Marty Supreme’s growth hack. JP Morgan’s Apple Card. Free Zyn at work. +5am wakeups

14 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

JP Morgan is taking over the Apple Card… even though the ghost of Steve Jobs haunts it.Intro story description.Timothee Chalomet won best actor for ...

✨✍️ “The Hire Hack” — Storytellers’ job pop. Siri’s Google girlfriend. Don’t Fight the Fed. +Peak Pizza

13 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Apple’s Siri is dropping OpenAI and will be powered by Gemini instead… AI is another moat around Google castle.There are 70k jobs with “storytel...

🧠 “Air Brain” — Nike’s neuro-sneaker. Zuck’s nuclear reactors. NYC Congestion Pricing’s Birthday. +Planuary

12 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Nike’s mind-altering brain sneaker just sold out… because it’s a “Paul Revere Product.”Meta is buying enough nuclear energy to power 5 Vermo...

3️⃣ “AI Bubble Wrap” — Our Warren Buffett stock pick. Cali’s Billionaire Tax. Jollibee’s spaghetti IPO. +Unhappy Hour

09 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Filipino fast food Jollibee is McD’s, Starbucks, & Disney combined… and wants a US IPO.Warren Buffett’s biz is trading at a retirement disco...

2️⃣ “Upvote” — Our Reddit Stock Pick. Shirley Temple’s surge. Trump’s Landlord Lockout.

08 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Reddit is an island of realness in a flood of AI… and our stock pick of 2026.President Trump says he’s banning Wall Street home buying… but we w...

1️⃣ “Lyft-off” — Our Lyft stock pick. Japan’s $3.2M lucky tuna. Lego’s smart brick. +Starbucks gift cards

07 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Lyft won’t get left behind by robotaxis… that’s why it’s 1 of our 3 stock picks of 2026.Japan just sold 1 single tuna fish for $3.2M… The “...

🤳 “Banuary” — Digital Detox Resolutions. Oil’s Chevron-zuela. Sprinkles’ last cupcake. +Dog Ozempic

06 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

Our Venezuela situation is all about oil… So what will the CEO of ExxonMobil do next?Sprinkles, inventor of Cupcake ATMs, shut down last week… Bec...

🔮 “The Predictions Pod” — SpaceX’s Olympics, Starbucks’ Library, OpenAI’s company town.

05 Jan 2026

Contributed by Lukas

#1. SpaceX’s Olympics#2. Starbucks’ Library#3. OpenAI’s company townTo kick off 2026, we whipped up our 7th annual “3 big business wishes” f...

📺 “TBOY on CNN” — Our 5 Big Biz Trends of 2025 & 2026

29 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

1. “Robotaxis got Promoted”: Waymo, Tesla, and Zoox. Next up? Redeye robo rides.2. “IPO-palooza”: SpaceX, OpenAI, and Kim’s Skims IPOs3. “...

📅 “Year in Review 2025” — Maxxing, Robots, & Kale Collar Workers

22 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Yetis, the 3 biggest forces in business in 2025? Trump, AI, & Affordability. For more on that? Look at every other newsletter, podcast, and social...

🍌⚾ "Burn the Boring" — Savannah Bananas Co-Founders Jesse & Emily Cole

19 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Watch the interview on Youtube here: https://youtu.be/eyS-eokvP-UEveryone laughed when Jesse and Emily Cole said they were going to save baseball by t...

✈️ “Living Inheritence” — Multigenerational vacations. The Oscars’ YouTubification. Santa Claus’ $11T biz. +Connecticut’s Hallmark boom.

18 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

YouTube won the rights to the Oscars… because everyone’s fighting for the Living Room TV.New travel trend? “Cousins Vacations”... Grandparents...

💳 “America’s Fave Gift” — Gift Cards’ surge. White House’s Tech Force. Zillow’s Name-Yo-Price. +Uber Eats Wrapped.

17 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

1.6% of the US economy is Gift Cards… And 1 outta 7 of you will get a Starbucks one.The White House launched Tech Force... $200K/yr sabbatical to ma...

🎷 “Bubl-ionaire” — Michael Bublé Christmas. iRobot’s RIP. J.Crew’s Ath-ski-surewear. +AI Barbie.

16 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Michael Bublé is the top grossing musician every December… Here's how he won Christmas music.iRobot filed for bankruptcy… and the Roomba maker’...

💚 “Grinchonomics” — The Grinch’s anti-brand. Zegna’s $1K sneaker. Carvana’s crazy stock. +Dreidel Rally

15 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Grinch is now the top-selling IP of the holidays… Because consumers prefer the anti-hero.Zegna’s $1,100 sneaker makes $160M/year… because th...

🐭 “WaltGPT” — Disney’s OpenAI deal. SpaceX’s $1 Trillion IPO. Savannah Bananas Interview. +Waymo backseat baby

12 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Disney invested $1 Billion in OpenAI… And licensed its top 200 characters to Sora.Elon Musk confirmed SpaceX plans to IPO in 2026… but it’s all ...

🥔 “Surge Potato Pricing” — Instacart’s personalized pricing. Utah’s for-profit football. Australia’s teen insta-ban. +In-N-Out’s 67.

11 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Instacart is testing different prices for different people... It’s Personalized Pricing.University of Utah athletics just sold to PE for $500M… Wa...

👰 “r/bride” — Reddit’s wedding surge. 401k “Modest Millionaires”. Farmer’s $12B bailout. +Pickle pop.

10 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Reddit’s wedding planning surge explains why the stock has 5X’d.1k millionaires are minted everyday from 401ks… Here's our 3-step financial advi...

🍦 “Fo-Sho” — 16 Handles’ return. Paramount’s hostile takeover. Sephora’s football strategy. +Bieber’s iPhone diss.

09 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Paramount is messing with Netflix’s Warner Bros Deal... It’s a Hostile Takeover.Sephora’s sales are all-time-high’ing… because beauty is a g...

🎬 “Batman’s New Boss” — Netflix’s buys HBO. Dubai’s AI restaurant. Nothing’s iPhone-killer. +Giant Santa shortage

08 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Buy tickets to “The IPO Tour” (our In-Person Offering) TODAYAustin, TX (2/25): https://tickets.austintheatre.org/13274/13275 Arlington, VA (3...

🎟️ Our 2026 Live Tour: Tickets on sale

06 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Buy tickets to The IPO Tour ( our In-Person Offering) TODAYAustin, TX (2/25): https://tickets.austintheatre.org/13274/13275 Arlington, VA (3/11):...

🧙 “Predictable” — Predictions takeover news. Chanel’s subway runway. Trump’s Golden Ticket. +Pantone’s Color of 2026

05 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Buy tickets to “The IPO Tour” (our In-Person Offering) TODAYAustin, TX (2/25): https://tickets.austintheatre.org/13274/13275 Arlington, VA (3...

🚨 “Sam-mergency” — OpenAI’s Code Red. American Eagle’s Anti-AI. Waymo’s safety report. +Wall Street Wrapped

04 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Waymo said their cabs are 90% safer than human-driven cars… then activated “crazy NYC cab mode”.American Eagle surged 15% thanks to Sydney Sween...

👊 “Kirkland vs. Trump” — Costco’s tariff lawsuit. Estée Lauder’s AI perfume. Dell’s $250 donations. +TBOY LIVE TOUR

03 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Buy tickets to the IPO Tour (our In-Person Offering)Feb 25th in Austin, TX: https://tickets.austintheatre.org/13274/13275 Mar 11th in Arlington, ...

🧘 “Downward-facing diss” — Lulu’s CEO beef. Top Gun’s Traders. Cyber Monday’s AI agents. +Goodwill’s Glam-Up.

02 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lululemon’s Founder is trolling its current CEO… Did Lulu forget how to be cool?6 of the top 15 crypto-holding zip codes?... They’re military ba...

⌚ “Watch University” — Rolex’s apprenticeship. Advent Calendar Marketing. Ken Burns’ loooong strategy. +3am Cyber Monday.

01 Dec 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Rolex CEO thinks Apple Watch actually helped Rolex sales… We’ll tell ya howKraft, Dior, & Skims all just launched Advent Calendars?... “...

📈 Jim Cramer: Why You Should Never Buy "Normal" Stocks

26 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Jim Cramer’s new advice ain’t what your parents told you — in fact, he says your mom’s "safe" stocks are a trap.Jim Cramer, the host of M...

😶‍🌫️🦃 “Green Wednesday” — Cannabis’ Thanksgiving surge. Wicked 2’s PG pop. Warren Buffett’s last letter. +Jack & Nick & Zuck give thanks.

25 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The 2nd biggest day of the year for cannabis? Thanksgiving Eve… California Sober has led to “Green Wednesday”Wicked 2 had a huge opening… for ...

🥛 “My Milk$hake” — Gap’s Katseye surge. NFL’s supersonic Eurotrip. Too Good To Go’s Labubu of Leftovers. +TBOY Toys.

24 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The Gap stock surged 8% thanks to the Katseye music video… Gap is now a record label.The NFL can finally add 2 teams in Europe… thanks to Boom Sup...

🚗 Lyft's Bold New Strategy (with CEO David Risher)

21 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Lyft’s comeback story ain't Uber’s playbook — it’s something different.David Risher, Amazon employee #37 and now Lyft’s CEO, joins us to bre...

💃 “Destiny’s Chip” — Nvidia’s Beyonce earnings. Budweiser’s BeatBox acquisition. America’s smaller Zestimate. +Pickle Ball Ban

20 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Nvidia is carrying the stock market on its back… And just went full-Beyonce with its earnings.We predicted BeatBox would be the drink of the summer…...

🤑 “$2 to Hire Me” — Venmo’s resumés. Raising Cane’s secret sauce. Google’s MJ moment. +Bitcoin Home Heaters.

19 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Venmoing your future boss to get a job… that’s the wild new Hiring Hack.Google is the only stock up this week… Because Gemini is having its Mich...

🥶 “Extreme Fear”— Bitcoin’s $92k Blizzard. Jeff Bezos un-retires. Meadow Lane’s Grocery Club. +Smell-vertising.

18 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Bezos is Co-CEO of the mysterious “Project Prometheus”… his new AI startup treats space like a garage.Meadow Lane just opened the “Erewhon of ...

😬 “Millennial Cringe” — Sweetgreen’s low. Walmart’s villain-to-hero. Mini-Soap Drama surge. +Techie facelifts

17 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Walmart’s CEO retired… his boldest move? Raising pay 90% across the biz like Spiderman would.Sweetgreen, Warby Parker, Allbirds… it’s the Mill...

🏦 “Mergers & Athletes” — Goldman’s sports agency. Burberry’s british pivot. Sonder’s hotel drama. +RIP Penny

14 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Goldman Sachs bought a VC and a sports talent agency… because they take a tiny % of huge $$$.Burberry’s stock is up 50% on their British pivot…....

🩱 “Keeping Up With $5B” — Skims’ money situation. Country Music’s AI hit. Netflix’s theme park opens. +Harvard Grade InflAAAAtion

13 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

The #1 country song in America was made by AI… It's the 1st of many future AI firsts.Kim Kardashian’s Skims hit a $5B valuation… Wall Street thi...

👵🏽🥡 “Silver Swipers” — DoorDash’s grannie growth. Softbank’s Nvidia ghosting. Italy’s Tortellini tariff. +McRib Bitcoin

12 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

DoorDash is the fastest-growing brand in America… shockingly because of your boomers.Softbank sold all its $5.8B of Nvidia stock… because AI $ is ...

🤡 “Forced Fun!” — Target’s Smile Rule. Trump’s $2k Tariff Dividend. OneSkin’s dude beauty. +Starbucks’ Bear-ista.

11 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Target’s making workers smile if a customer is within 10 ft… but it’s not the only “Forced Fun biz.President Trump wants to send you … but w...

🦺 “How Vests Won Wall St” — Vest Szn. Duolingo’s unhinged mistake. Air Travel’s Expedia moment. +AI Dog Pawdcasters

10 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

It’s Vest Season… So we tracked the history of Corporate America’s fave fashion to 1666.Duolingo’s stock had its worst day ever… because its...

🦈 “Doo-Doo-Doo” — Baby Shark’s IPO. 85% off Ozempic. Lyft CEO David Risher. +Restaurant Hottie AI

07 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

President Trump struck a deal with Big Pharma for $150 GLP-1 drugs… a total euro move.On the 10th anniversary of the Baby Shark video… its owner P...

👠 “HOLD Tory Birch” — Fashion’s stock market. Elon’s $1 Trillion Rihanna payday. The Capitalism Election. +Tom Brady’s cloned dog

06 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Will Elon quit Tesla tomorrow?... He may if shareholders don’t approve his $1 Trillion bonus (“Better Have My Money”)Hold: Gucci. Sell: Isabel M...

🐻‍❄️ “Artificial Santa” — Coca-Cola’s AI holiday ad. Axon’s bipartisan tasers. Beta’s e-airplane IPO. +Line-Waiting Biz

05 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

One stock defies politics: Axon… They found unity (reducing deaths) in a divisive topic (policing).Coca-Cola’s holiday commercial is here, and it’...

🥬 “Organic Doritos?” — Whole Foods’ amazonification. Palantir’s 18-year-old recruits. AI’s PR problem.

04 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Palantir doesn’t want college experience… so it’s hiring 18-year-olds for full-time jobs.Did you notice Doritos at Whole Foods?... Because the o...

📺 “Nobody Wants This… Product placement” — Netflix's ad drama. Earnings Season’s exception. Neo’s home robot. +DoorDash’s cuffing szn

03 Nov 2025

Contributed by Lukas

Netflix’s #1 show is full of conspicuous Dunkin logos… Enshittification or ingenious?Earnings season is 60% over, it’s the best in 4 years… Bu...