The Best One Yet
🧠“Air Brain” — Nike’s neuro-sneaker. Zuck’s nuclear reactors. NYC Congestion Pricing’s Birthday. +Planuary
12 Jan 2026
Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This is Nick. This is Jack. Welcome back. It is Monday, January 12th, and today's pod is the best one yet. This is a T-boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. Welcome back to the coolest place in capitalism update. Last week, our live show in Austin was sold out. This week, our live show in Los Angeles is sold out. DC and New York City.
Jack, buy your tickets fast because they're running out too and we want to see you live. We got a link in the episode description to buy those tickets. So snag your tickets. In the meantime, Jack, three fantastic stories for today's tea boy. What do we got on the show? For our first story, it's Nike. Because Nike just launched a shoe that connects to your brain. Literally. Literally.
But it's already sold out because this is a Paul Revere product. For our second story, Mark Zuckerberg just announced two nuclear power deals that caused the stocks of those nuclear companies to jump by 18%. Because Meta's building one data center that needs the electricity of five Vermonts. And our third and final story, happy birthday to New York City's congestion pricing scheme.
You're looking great over there. It launched one year ago. Was it fantastic or has it been a disaster? Jack and I just got the data, so we will dive in T-boy style. But yetis, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories. I mean, now that's how you start a week. No one else is starting the week like that, Jack. I will start exercising every day and do it every day this year except leg day.
Jack, I will stop consuming alcohol except for mouthwash with I think includes alcohol.
I will start a journaling routine and a meditation routine and run a marathon and a half marathon and go gluten-free and test out not having dairy. Combined. Besties, if you're feeling a New Year's peer pressure, we have a resolution idea that won't fail you. Because our New Year's resolution only lasts this month. It's called...
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Chapter 2: What innovative features does Nike's neuro-sneaker offer?
Planuary. Planuary. Basically, you plan all your trips and travel for the whole year in just the month of January. All right. I just finished Planuary. In April, I'm flying with the family to Florida. In June, I'm finally doing my honeymoon in Italy. And in August, we're doing a family vacation in Block Island. And in November, I'm going back to New York City for a weekend.
Well, Jack, we are planning a trip to Italy too in August, but I think if we go at the same time, it's a write-off, right? Yeah.
Yes.
So you should come in June, I guess. Besties, all of this travel booking, it was a doozy on the January credit card statements, wasn't it, Jack? No joke. I actually hit my limit on my credit card, something I've never done before, because I bought four trips in one month. Jack, I thought we learned in calculus the limit does not exist. Yes, it very much does make you. You flunked finance class.
Besties, it feels fantastic to have the full year planned thanks to Planuary. And we got good rates for airfare because we booked so early. Because you can't build without a plan. Never forget our favorite quote from Yogi Berra. If you don't know where you're going, you'll end up someplace else. Perfectly said, Jack.
Although now that I have kids, I end up someplace else, even if I know where I'm going. Yetis, if Plannuary is not your bag, try our other resolution, Pie January. Pie January. It's like dry January, but instead of no alcohol, it's only pie. If you know, you know. Happy Plannuary to all those who celebrate, Jack. We'll see you next time.
15 years before this song, two boys from the Northeast met in a dorm. They had an idea to cause a cultural storm. It's the best one yet, but the best is the norm. Jack Nick, that's it. I don't even think they need to practice. 50%, that's a fat tip. T-Boy City on your at list. If you know, you know, cause we ready to go. We can't wait no more, so just start the show.
For our first story, Nike just launched the first ever mind-altering shoe last week, and it sold out in But Nike is facing an even bigger challenge. Have we hit peak sneaker? Pull up the IR, Jack. Nike stock falling each of the last four years. It's down 63% from its all-time high. Thanks for giving it to me as a Christmas gift the other week. That was a poorly timed gift. I'm sorry.
You got to time the market better when you're gifting me stock, Jack. Yeah, Nike's looking less Michael Jordan, more Tony Kukoc, if you know what I mean. Scotty Pippen, we know you're listening, and we know you laughed just now. But the new CEO of Nike, Elliot Hill, is determined to get Nike's edge back.
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Chapter 3: What challenges is Nike facing in the sneaker market?
Well, one year later, the results are in, and what are we looking at, Jack? To quote Upper West Sider Jerry Seinfeld—actually, Jerry's from Queens, I thought— The numbers look fantastic. He moved. I guess you didn't get the address change, Jack. Besties, let's dive into the numbers on the most ambitious new city policy since... Since Bloomberg tried to take away our big gulps? Since $1 pizza?
I remember our buddy Timmy got angry about that. Yetis, the most immediate and obvious impact of this new congestion fee is simple. fewer cars. The number of cars entering Manhattan south of 60th Street in the last year is down 11%.
We're talking 73,000 fewer cars every single day.
And there's a lot of trickle-down impacts of having fewer cars. First of all, with fewer cars, the traffic moved 4.5% faster than last year. And with fewer cars, it's quieter. 17% fewer noise complaints from the previous year. And with fewer cars, it's safer. 9% fewer crashes in New York in which people got seriously injured.
He's added it all up. Fewer Mazdas cruising through Manhattan. Jack, I can actually hear the pigeon singing in Manhattan right now.
Plus, those fees added up. The city raised $550 million of badly needed money to invest in public transit and improve the subway, which is 10% more than they expected to raise. But the best part of the whole situation, turns out, it was a surprise profit puppy. It has not hurt businesses. either inside the affected area or outside. It's actually done the opposite. Get this.
There was a 2.4% increase in visitors in the last year simply because they took buses, subways, and trains instead of their cars. We repeat, this fee to enter lower Manhattan did not reduce the number of visitors. It increased it. And if you are coming in, you're also dining out. Table for two at Dorothea, please.
This next point is the best evidence we have that the congestion pricing fee has worked. Reservations on open table in Manhattan, south of 60th Street, is up in the past year, despite the new existence of this congestion fee. Businesses were vocal opponents of this congestion fee, but those complaints appear to have stopped. But not all critics have become converts. Good point, Jack.
Like, some people just don't visit New York anymore like they used to. Because it costs nine bucks in and nine bucks out every time they do. Others who do come in have to pay that nine bucks, which is really expensive. Every new policy has winners and losers. But net-net, on its one-year birthday, the New York City congestion fee is clearly a huge win.
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Chapter 4: Why did Nike's mind-altering sneakers sell out so quickly?
Jack, can you whip up the takeaways for us to kick off the week? Nike's mind-altering sneakers actually massage your pressure points as you step in them. But these Nikes ain't about sales, they're about signals. Nike's innovation is back, baby. Shock and awe products. For our second story, Meta pledged to buy all the electricity from two new nuclear power plants, all for their AI.
But the $1 trillion question remains. Meta's got the AI apps, the data centers, and the power, but no business model yet. And our third and final story. New York City's congestion fee has been a success by every measurement. But you haven't heard about it yet because of our society's negative news bias. But besties, this pod's not over yet. Here's what else you need to know today.
First, the jobs report for December was just published on Friday. 50,000 new jobs added last month. The unemployment rate dipped to 4.4%. And since it was December's report, we have the whole year 2025, which was actually the weakest year for jobs growth since 2020. Now, part of that was immigration. Fewer newcomers equal fewer new jobs.
And part of it was the federal worker layoffs that happened in Washington, D.C. And part of it was the sluggish economy for everything not. AI. Second, the movie theater industry is still struggling, but IMAX is living its best life with record high revenues. Now, US box office sales rose a tad last year, but they're still way down 28% from their pre-pandemic highs.
And if you adjust ticket sales for inflation, movie theaters are still 44% below their 2018 highs. But IMAX is bucking the trend. You'd rather watch a your home can't compete with an IMAX mega screen. And finally, a story about tin can. The landline phone for kids we covered this fall had a major outage on Christmas day. Okay, but this is a good problem to have.
You see, so many kids got tin can landline phones for their Christmas gifts. They all plugged them in and tried them at the same time, apparently. And tin can couldn't handle a massive surge in traffic. So the kids' attempts to call their cousin on their tin can phone didn't work. They dropped. Yeah, tin can. Can you hear me now? No. No, we can't. But keep going, Tin Can. You got this, Tin Can.
Now, time for the best fact yet, which, because it's Monday, we're kicking off with some T-Boy trivia. You ready, Jack? Yeah, I actually haven't heard this one. Okay, so here's the trivia. I prepared it for you from over the weekend. Venezuela, obviously, been in the news big time over the last week. But where does the name of the country Venezuela actually come from? I need a hint.
Okay, the name Venezuela is connected to spaghetti and meatballs. Seriously? Yeah. Tell me more. Well, you'll hear more on tomorrow's pod when we reveal the answer. Yetis, you're looking fantastic today, especially all of you who gave us five-star ratings on Spotify and pushed us past 10,000 ratings. Finally! Here we go! Okay, now I got an assignment for the Apple listeners out there.
What are you thinking, Jack? We're at 9.6 thousand reviews on Apple. If we all push right now at the same time. Pause the pod. Like those fish in Finding Nemo who all push down on the net at the same time. I know what you're thinking. I think we can get to 10,000 on Apple too. Jack, I like where your mind's at. Besties, tap that five stars. Jack and I thank you and we'll see you tomorrow.
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